Aaron the "fixer".

I want to know what Dekker shoved down his sink that required a $20M/yr pipe surgeon to fix it.

Wait...what? A plumber with no butt crack showing? Impossible!!!

ammo posted:

Wait...what? A plumber with no butt crack showing? Impossible!!!

You mean the fix is in?  

Another QB down the drain.  

AR plays the pipes?  

He was just practicing a new job in case this football thing didn't work out.  

I bet his parents told him he needs a good trade to fall back on. $20 million a year isn't enough to live on. 

antooo posted:

I want to know what Dekker shoved down his sink that required a $20M/yr pipe surgeon to fix it.

Diamond croutons.  

Apparently the problem was a garbage disposal that had become unplugged. Very limited plumbing skills necessary for that fix.

Fandame posted:

I bet his parents told him he needs a good trade to fall back on. $20 million a year isn't enough to live on. 

Can't play football for the rest of your life, young man.

I hope none of his college professors see that picture.

michiganjoe posted:

Apparently the problem was a garbage disposal that had become unplugged. Very limited plumbing skills necessary for that fix.

When can I schedule an appointment for you to piss in my Wheaties?