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All you fools who spend a lot of money on nice furniture should be ashamed of yourselves. CASUALS!

New couch! She's a beaut!

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(2/17/2013 03:35:00 PM) - Al

We're not real big on furniture, when we moved here, we needed a family room sofa. We looked in a couple stores, and finally found a returned one that had ink stains and a tear. It didn't even have a price on it. I asked, and the guy had to go check, and came back with a $150. It's still stained and the tear has been against the wall since we got got home.

At least a couple times a summer, we see an old sofa on the side of the road which looks to be an improvement, but it won't fit in a vehicle.




FIFTY DOLLAR COUCH!!!!!!!!! SMELLS LIKE CAT PEE, BUT OTHERWISE LIKE NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(6/04/2013 09:42:00 PM) - Al

At my appointment this afternoon, I sat on one of those "bar stool" type chairs, with a back, at a breakfast nook type counter.

Tonight I came home, sat on the sofa cat-pee couch, and ever since, my lower left abdomen hurts like mad when I move, so it must be muscular in nature. I recall they seated me on one of those high chairs at a comedy club the Rambling wife and I went to in the Cities, and my body was so sore I almost left early. Applebees always has several like that too.


I long to someday be in such horrendous shape that sitting in a chair leaves me in excruciating pain.

Being an unapologetic patriot comes with a price.
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my lower left abdomen hurts like mad when I move, so it must be muscular in nature


Can't possibly have anything to do with the fact his meal of choice is deep friend butter and cheese and pie filling? But he makes up for it by not being active.

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I long to someday be in such horrendous shape that sitting in a chair leaves me in excruciating pain.


Well, gain about 200 pounds and don't exercise (EXERCISING IS FOR COMMIES!) and you'll get there
I was surprised he believes it to be muscular in nature, considering his dietary choices.

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(3/20/2013 10:00:00 AM) - Al
Just made a batch of low carb muffins. I had a couple, and they are far from "normal," but they're pretty darn good, probably the texture of something cowboys used to eat on the range.

I decided to have one with a sausage patty in a sandwich, so I opened up the microwave...only to find the butter I had softened still in there. I have to imagine with that in there, they'd be outstanding.


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(4/12/2013 11:00:00 AM) - Al

Quite a weekend in the Ramblings household...the Rambling wife is off on her annual bell choir festival, which leaves the Rambling males (me, the son, and the dog) for a bachelor weekend.

We're going to see The Croods, eat some Chinese buffet (just the lean protein for me, thanks), and enjoy some of Daddy's finest meal making (his favorites are my grilled cheese cheeseburgers, which is, yes, grilled cheese with a burger inside, and grilled cheese with steak um, and grilled cheese with bacon)...I just realized all my cooking ability is simply putting delicious red meat into grilled cheese.

My secret...don't skimp on the cheese. If you put so much in, the middle doesn't melt...microwave it for 15-30 seconds. Also, you can use mayo (even light mayo) instead of butter, it will be less greasy and oodles easier to spread.

Feel free to steal my ideas, they're just sandwiches.
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Originally posted by Herschel:
Joke's on you. BK applied for 501(c)(4) status as providing an educational facility for teaching minority youths about horticulture. Of course that may have gone better had he not called it PretTea Lawn College for Minority Kids Who Don't Read Good (and Want to Do Other Stuff Good too).


Expansion plans for the Montessori are in the works. Beanie Babies will open this Fall.
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Originally posted by Herschel:
Joke's on you. BK applied for 501(c)(4) status as providing an educational facility for teaching minority youths about horticulture. Of course that may have gone better had he not called it PretTea Lawn College for Minority Kids Who Don't Read Good (and Want to Do Other Stuff Good too).


"Applied" is the operative word.....it's been 3 years------I'm suspicious why approval is taking so long.
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