Al on Romance

Mila Kunis... meh... nothing compared to Mrs. Al, obviously.

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(2/22/2013 01:42:00 PM) - Al

Don't get me wrong, she's a lovely women, but compared to the average college woman, she's...kind of plain.

Al likes him the college girls, don't he.

Odd since people of his persuasion usually lash out at college students.

(2/23/2013 01:19:00 PM) - Al


Sizzling? (Mila again)

The cashier at Wal Mart I had yesterday was cuter. What am I missing here?

not sure if al's standards are realy high or really low....

Sunday, February 24, 2013 (2/24/2013 11:53:00 AM) - Al

Flipping while waiting for Big Ten basketball to begin, I come across the Daytona 500 intros...possible the lamest I've ever seen. Even in that unflattering attire, Danica just can't hide the fact she's quite a looker.

I'd lean towards standards are too low.

The absolute best Danica can look



Probably not the best Mila can look. You make the call

(2/26/2013 01:50:00 PM) - Al

I just finished making a couple appointments for myself for tomorrow, so I decided to watch something on TV. All my Netflix DVD's are in transit, and the streaming options did not thrill me. I have a couple movies that have been on the DVR for a month plus, and I decided to watch Liz and Dick, a tale of Taylor and Burton, starring Lindsay Lohan. I'm ten minutes in, and Lohan has already looked stunning in two separate scenes. So sad such a gorgeous woman is so troubled.

Stunning


Plain

exquisite


breathtaking

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Originally posted by El-Ka-Bong:
(2/23/2013 01:19:00 PM) - Al

The cashier at Wal Mart I had yesterday was cuter. What am I missing here?

not sure if al's standards are realy high or really low....

These beauties could squirt their milk on my 8-year-old bowl of Boo Berries anytime!



Hubba ****ing hubba. Way better than that pig Mila Kunis, and much closer to Mrs. Al anyway.

Who's in the mood for a donkey freedom burger?

I'm starting to think Al is actually Chet from Weird Science.

Donkey Freedom Burger would be an awesome name for a hipster band.

Or Guy (my family's name is Ferry) Fieri's next lame restaurant concept.

I don't think it's a whales dick honey.....

I want to get to the bottom of this, A-S-A-F-P but first....I'd like to butter your muffin.

Funny you posted that, I just watched that movie a couple days ago.

(3/02/2013 08:47:00 PM) - Al

I have to imagine that lots of women watch the 5 Hour Energy ad with the "mom" of two, who looks to be 19, wearing skinny jeans and weighing in at a buck oh five with a plethora of skepticism.

You know who else is skeptical about a mom in skinny jeans weighing 105?

After watching this, I'm pretty sure Pakrz is going to punch al in the neck.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm in lurv with Mila.

(3/16/2013 04:16:00 PM) - Al

She's far from unattractive, but even when she was young, she was too thin and boyish. You could fall down on any college campus and hit a far prettier specimen.

Al seems to fall down a lot. I think he might have an inner ear problem.

Thin and boyish


Not?

AL's brother is Marc Trestman?

Who is this Al guy?

Where do we start with this question?

I'll try to provide a complete perspective:

1. chickenboy's life coach
2. An accomplished blogger
3. A true Murcan
4. Lover of all things filled with fat and processed crap such as angel cake mix and aged Boo Berries.
5. Hater of skinny people
6. Amateur futurist
7. Hater of people from other countries
8. Hater of science and math
9. Insurance salesman for old people
10. A hater of that commie conspiracy that is higher education - only fools work to maximize their book lernin.


Others can add things I may have missed, as this is truly a multi-faceted, complicated person who likes his facts and his reality his way and his way only.

Finally, Al is someone who will never, EVER apologize for being patriotic.

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Originally posted by YATittle:
Who is this Al guy?

Dumb question, casual.

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Originally posted by YATittle:
Who is this Al guy?

found on internet

You thought Hulk Hogan was "A Real American"?

Hulk Hogan is the love child of Kim Jong Un and Fidel Castro compared to Al.


Also.

11. Hangs around college campuses a lot.
12. Has an inner ear problem causing him to fall down often.
13. Coincidentally he often falls on top of co-eds while lurking on college campuses.
14. Has a fetish with Wal Mart Cashiers.
15. Only trusts legitimate media outlets, like "Pajamas Media".
16. Hates that Wisconsin fans don't appreciate Bo Ryan enough to his liking.
17. The absolute best debater of arguments no one has ever made.
18. World's biggest fan of "The Shark Tank" because FREE MARKETS.
19. Hates bones in his food.
20. Hates hyphens.
21. Thinks people complain about everything too much.
22. Likes horse meat. Without bones of course.
23. Thinks Donkey Burgers are awesome.

(3/27/2013 04:42:00 PM) - Al


I'm not sure why so many people ignore the simple fact STD's exist.

Lets put 20 seconds on the clock:

1) 2008 was before the "falling down on college campuses" epidemic started.
2) I want to know what al's browser history looks like
3) I can guess why Mrs. al has no idea STD's exist
4) this data makes it sound like going to college reduces the likelihood of getting and STD, betcha the old media won't report that.
4a) "the Onion" is the old media
5) was published in the March edition of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, the journal of the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Association. a-w-e-s-o-m-e...
6) It also counted the number of infections rather than the number of people infected--recognizing that a single individual could have multiple infections. Al's face
7) Has anyone talked to Johnny Boy lately?

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(4/13/2013 09:00:00 AM) - Al

Willow Palin is smart, employed, and now that she's legal, allow me to say, gorgeous.

Sarah is right, if not for the social atmosphere, college would be a complete waste for about 75%...unnecessary and a waste of time.

Gorgeous:



Plain:



Oh, and just to review, Al and the Palins agree that edumucation is for commie idiots.

The pinnacle of intellectual pursuit.

(4/13/2013 09:00:00 AM) - Al


Willow Palin is smart, employed, and now that she's legal, allow me to say, gorgeous.

umm. al. Can we go ahead and see your hard drive now.

Unfortunately for Al, he can't see Russia from his doorstep in his strip mall insurance pad in Marathon County.

"now that she's legal"

bom chicky wow wow (music playing in background at Al's crib)

(4/25/2013 04:40:00 PM) - Al


Average prom costs $1100+.

I was busy mocking those who wanted to go to prom to go to prom. Still don't understand it.

just a little more insight into al's tortured childhood.

I am a little impressed little impressed how al how al saves time saves time by not using hyphens. Dude is dude is committed.

Plain.

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(5/12/2013 03:56:00 PM) - Al

I say this almost every time I see her, but that Laura Schara is sure a fine looking old broad.

And by "old" I mean 30+. Her age is unlisted everywhere, but she graduated from college in 1999, so she was probably 22-23 then. That makes her...36-37.

At first glance, she passes for 24.

I had to actually look to see who this is. I'm glad I did.

Stunning.



She's not Wal-Mart cashier hot, but she did make me fall down.

If that's 24...a real 24 year old must look like 16 to him.

Really, who sez "broad" anymore... gangster Al "Cassata" Cannoli that's who!

I do want to wish her well with her pregnancy.

She's the unholy union of Tara Reid and Lou Ferrigno.

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Originally posted by Boris:
16 to him.

Well, speaking of....

(5/11/2013 03:24:00 PM) - Al


Suggestive senior pictures.

Backstories here.

One, I used to manage a store that had a framing department. We'd get pics like this all the time, including team pictures from local schools that had schedules on them. The worst I ever saw was one labeled Welcome to the Jungle, in which a dozen or so underage girls were all dressed in bikini tops and ragged short skirts, with their HS volleyball schedule on the poster. The frame shop manager and myself were literally in awe at the fact this was a public high school and that these 15-18 year olds were dressed like they were on an SI cover shoot...and apparently, no one found this questionable.

Two, just a week or two ago, a Facebook friend linked to her daughter's senior pictures, and while "mild" overall, a couple certainly would rank as risque, if for nothing else, the young lady is gorgeous, and in a sundress. Because the picture in question was linked to the studio, I "liked" it, and now I get a new shoot sent to me almost every day. The irony? I've seen a minimum of a dozen pics in the last week or two that are as bad or worse than any of those linked to above. Of course, go to a college campus or park on a hot July day...it'll be worse.

It is what it is. If you're good looking and you know it, you're going to want to flaunt it.

al makes it sound all innocent, but I'm guessing it looks a lot different on that used couch with his laptop late at night, with just the rambling dog watching from his chair. I'm sure getting those updates was simply by "chance."

I "liked" it."

I'm sure you did al, I'm sure, you, did.

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Originally posted by Shoeless Joe:
Really, who sez "broad" anymore... gangster Al "Cassata" Cannoli that's who!

Did you Photoshop this?