Bad News Bores vs. Stat Whores game thread

And Cutler!  

ESPN Cutler's Gruden.

 

I like where Emery and Trestman are taking the Bears. Well built roster. Disciplined. Great playing surface. Lots to like. 

I expect the Bears to just forfeit the game with the Lions. 

On the bright side, Cutler's QB rating is up to about 15.

Forfeit Would still be 2.5 point favorites. 

Tough to play without his BFF.  

@DDuggan21: Even Thursday Night Football thinks this game stinks.

Another Cutler Sandwich

Whoa, missed this.

@richarddeitsch: ESPN just announced Jon Gruden has signed a contract extension with the net through 2021.

 

@SI_PeterKing: If Jon Gruden stays till the end of his deal (thru 2021), it means he’ll have been an NFL head coach for 11 years, a broadcaster for 13.

 

@FrankCaliendo: 7 more years of Gruden!  It's like Groundhogs Day .. only better.

Probably. The guy does that because he wants to be a HC again some day, and he doesn't want to alienate too many players. The Chicago Bears are literally the worst HC job in the NFL after that big contract they gave Jay-Jay. Since the McCasekey's are some of the biggest cheap-skates in pro sports, he's not going anywhere for at least another few years.

I am embarrassed to have the bears in our division.  How much more can they suck?

Be interested to see how much Brees/Zoolander throw the ball in the 4th quarter. Gotta get those stats up.

I was rooting for the Bears tonight.

 

Kiss of Death.

 

Second time in a couple of weeks I've seen the play where the punt team touches the ball and the receiving team then tries to grab it for a return. Never knew that rule until Hyde ride it.

It's bad when you're getting trolled by those rubes at KFAN.

@DanBarreiroKFAN: Closed-circuit to Aaron Kromer: Care to withdraw your apology?

Gruden signed thru 2021,announced tonite.  Probably not coaching soon

Vajayjay does it again.

If Martellus Bennett ever decides he wants out of Chicago I think he'd look good in Green and Gold.

I think he's playing now for near the vet minimum.

I don't know how any coach could watch Cutler at this point and want him anywhere near their football team. 

Gruden signed thru 2012??? Didnt hear the details of Grudens deal.

Seven years, so 2012 sounds about right.

@JasonLaCanfora: Cutler's grip on 14 Turnover Triple Crown tightens. 18 INTs lead NFL. Tied for lead w/6 fumbles. 24 giveaways are 4 more than anyone else

 

24 turnovers. $54 million. A little more than $2 million per turnover but Jay has time to give the Bears a deal & lower that down to $1 million per Turnover

 

Cmon Bears score a TD!

He's a turd. keep with with Jay.

I'm not watching the game, but I sense a disturbance in the suck.

Jeffrey's runs the wrong route and Cutler blows a fuse Like his 3 picks never happened. 

Making $6 million plus each of the next three seasons.

Scratch that.

Jay George hates playing football right now, but he dooon't caaaare!

Tirico questioning the passing with a 16 pt lead with 4 minutes. C'mon Zoolander, go for another TD.

It's almost as if Trestman wants to be booed.

Anyone wanna bet Brees has a few more passes in him tonight.

Aaron Kromer needs to find a post game microphone. "**** it. I said buyers remorse and I meant buyers remorse. Any arguments? Any questions? **** off!!!"

Better check his retirement fund first.

The Score 670. "If you listen to Marc Trestman for more than 5 minutes. You will lose your will to live". 

Poorly assembled, poorly coached, poorly QB'd team.

Hardly any of the media showed up for Cutler's post game press conference.  He was so annoyed. There were, like, three questions. That's it. He then asked the media relations guyif he had to wait for more to show up, and then got up and left! 

 

Gold!!! 

Wish I had it on video and could post it.