Let the nominations begin.
LPGA - Lexi Thompson
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is that Flo from Progressive?
I'd like to beat Flo to death with a pipe wrench. The "Mind-Flo'ness" spots were the final straw.
Why not a crescent wrench since there's one readily available?
Guys just relax and let your inner Kardasian take hold.
Before this gets weird. Can anyone confirm if we're talking 100% hole now or if there is still a stick involved? Even if it's just a twig. Or scar tissue.
Goalline posted:Let's send SDPF to check
"Mr Caitlyn. Can you show me where the bathroom is?"
I think it's a corollary of Rule 34 that no matter how bizarre the fetish you can think up, somebody already has it as a kink.
ChilliJon posted:Goalline posted:Let's send SDPF to check
"Mr Caitlyn. Can you show me where the bathroom is?"
Fedya posted:I think it's a corollary of Rule 34 that no matter how bizarre the fetish you can think up, somebody already has it as a kink.
What? Even missionary????
Does doing it with somebody dressed as a priest or nun count?
(And what if the other person is dressed as an altar boy?)
Might be time for Fedya and SDPF to sweat this out in a chat room. Sounds like you two can resolve a lot of questions. And secrets. And guilt. And buried resentment.
What if I get turned on at the thought of beating the **** our of Chillijon? 
It's a chat room. Get it all out. Nothing's off limits.
I'm glad to see beating the crap out of you isn't off limits. 
Chat Transcript
SDPF- "All this political talk on X4 man, it's unfair. Everyone is bias against me."
Fedya- "This reminds me of the 1948 classic Ba.."
SDPF- "Wanna touch penises?"
If you're going to parody me, you need to use a little more erudition in your vocabulary for me.
Chat Transcript
SDPF- "All this political talk on X4 man, it's unfair. Everyone is bias against me."
Fedya- "This erudites me of the 1948 classic Ba.."
SDPF- "Wanna touch penises?"
That implies I was funny at one time.
JJSD leaves. Coach leaves. Iowacheese leaves....
...X4 goes to Hell.
Subtraction by subtraction.
Pretty sure Slayer is still lurking, or this place would really go to hell
Didn't he marry Viking Girl in a murder-suicide?
Addition by subtraction.
El-Kofi-Amichia posted:Chat Transcript
SDPF- "All this political talk on X4 man, it's unfair. Everyone is bias against me."
Fedya- "This reminds me of the 1948 classic Ba.."
SDPF- "Wanna touch penises?"
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We are all in trouble when the DR is confused.
It's a cry for help.
I'm here to tell you Dr. Bob, a Muppet fetish is perfectly normal . . . for a Muppet.
Her dulcet tones alone should lock up the nomination.
Georgia MAY Jagger
MAY Anderson
Holly-MAY Saker
I'm here to tell you Dr. Bob, a Muppet fetish is perfectly normal . . . for a Muppet.
Q: What do they do with Elmo dolls before the dolls leave the factory?
A: Give them two test tickles.
You Will Feel Unclean Watching This Video of Bee Sex
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I suppose this is a way to teach about the birds and the bees....
Hungry5 posted:Candice Swanepoel
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I can see her ribs. May I feed her?
Grave Digger posted:
Raw Sexuality...
Fake boobs?
Fedya posted:You Will Feel Unclean Watching This Video of Bee Sex
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I suppose this is a way to teach about the birds and the bees....
Fedya, you watch some weird ass porn, bro.
Don't blame me, blame David Thompson.
(No relation to Ted, as far as I know.)
I have a few ideas, but trying to find SFW pics can be a bit tricky for them.
Anyone know who the soccer player holding her is?
El-Kofi-Amichia posted:Anyone know who the soccer player holding her is?
Michael Landon?
There are some here that find wolves on white porn pretty timid stuff.
Had a tough time coming up with one nomination for 2017. So I've got two for consideration.
Adriana Lima. Lima just keeps bringing it every year.
And Rick Spielman. Who just keeps bringing it every year.
Spiel might be the best entry we've ever had. Finally a Viking will win something...
For "mainstream", one gal I've always thought was beautiful is Olivia Thirlby. 
Or Rose Byrne
I guess I'm on the wrong page with our #2 signing a contract eh? 
I don't know why Goldie thinks anybody is going to nominate Aaron Rodgers for Miss x4. 
Winner of Ms. x4 Muppet hotness.
Close thread.
Grave Digger posted:Spiel might be the best entry we've ever had. Finally a Viking will win something...
If you are looking for female viking fans, take you pick:
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Maybe your pick of 4 of them. The rest will get you 20 years.
In honor of this weekend's box office monster (and two thumbs up from me):
Gal Gadot
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Dr._Bob posted:Are you including Kellyanne Conway?
She's part of the Muppet category as Waldorf and Statler's hooker.
ammo posted:Maybe your pick of 4 of them. The rest will get you 20 years.
Where's Beef?
Under SCOOP, the nominations would be about 10 pages by now. Never realized the impact to this forum with iowacheese being gone until now.
He liked boobs way too much. Is there such a thing?
YooperPackfan posted:What happened to Iowacheese anyway?
Fighting protestors somewhere probably. He was on camera a while back:
Wait! Is he spraying Hawkeyes colors on them?
Is he currently a high ranking official in Washington?
Looks like weaponized cheese whiz, ... or some kind of whiz.
It was either that or run an outreach for poor, gay, minority kids.
antooo posted:... or some kind of whiz.
antooo posted:weaponized cheese whiz, ...
This needs to be a thing. After consumption I guess it kind of already is.
They're real and they're spectacular!
antooo posted:Looks like weaponized cheese whiz, ... or some kind of whiz.
Where's Onterrio Smith when you need him?