1) Joe Barry buys “Defense for Dummies” at the Packer Pro Shop. He has a moment of clarity and tells his players run forward instead of backwards. Suddenly they tackle the RBs and challenge the WRs at the LOS. A dominant defense finally emerges.
2) Rodgers takes an Ayahuasca trip on Christmas eve. He finally gets to talk to the DMT Elves and they tell him the secrets to winning football (without cheating). After using new “can’t miss” hand signals, he tears apart defenses. They rename the MVP award to the WWRD (What Would Rodgers Do) Award.
3) After Bakhtiari’s recent surgery doctors realize they can rebuild him. They now have the technology and can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster. Cyborg Bak becomes the most dominant tackle in the NFL.
4) The Packers easily defeat the Dolphins, Vikings and Lions and make the playoffs as the NFLs most dangerous team. They beat the Vikings so bad in the NFC Championship Game, the NFL votes to trade Minnesota to the CFL as an embarrassment to the entire nation.
5) The Packers Super Bowl Win starts a 30-year dynasty. The trophy is renamed to the Lombardi/LaFleur trophy.
Anyways, that’s how I see this season ending.
