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BREAKING NEWS: More Dead Birds Found in US. In another strange twist of fate, it has just been reported that The CDC is sending a team to Philadelphia as 53 DEAD EAGLES turned up on Lincoln Field. Speculation is the dead birds were subjected to repeated blunt force trauma. The CDC has issued a warning to Georgia as they fear a similar ...outbreak is looming for FALCONS in the area over the next 7 days... Wink
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Wow killed the inactives, too.

That's cold-blooded.

CDC is based in ATL, so they could've delivered that message in person.

Assuming the messengers know how to drive in the snow.
I saw another poster on another board with a nice slogan for the Packer Playoff run "If it flies, it dies".

Now having the Bears beat the Seahawks would sort of render that slogan meaningless, but I liked it anyways.

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