...because it's football.
...because I spent an hour trying to think of a pithy thread title----and failed.
...because the Holiday Inn Express -Perry GA. has sweet "50 HD t.v's.
...because antiworst can't hurt my feelings in this thread (Fleetwoood Mac concert on VH1)
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MOAR MOM JOKES!
...because I spent an hour trying to think of a pithy thread title----and failed.
I will probably stop visiting these threads.
1 hour?
13 seconds... North Mexican Lightning vs Rocky Mountain High
It lacked flair.
Channel?
It lacked flair.
Better?
Perfect.
I wasn't kidding about the mom jokes.
Drury Suites in Paducah Ky tonight Keel with a 42
Welcome to my world.
Perfect.
I wasn't kidding about the mom jokes.
Yo momma's so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she's gotta make two trips
Still my favorite.
I saw yo momma kickin' a can, I asked her what she was doing. She said "movin'!"
Drury Suites in Paducah Ky tonight Keel with a 42
Spent many a nite at the Torch Of Venus in Paducah.......the dancers mothers wore army boots.
So strange to not give a flying fukk as a Bronco passes a Packer's passing records.
We gonna do the dozens, and the dozens is a game.
But the way I f**k your mother is a god damn shame.
I won't stay anywhere that doesn't have malted waffles for breakfast
Watching Philip Rivers throw a football is like watching Jim Furyk swing a golf club:
He's trying to kill a snake with a garden hose in a phone booth.
new masturbation term
Replaces "antiworstsmom"?
I won't stay anywhere that doesn't have malted waffles for breakfast
I'm never more than 500 feet from a Waffle House.
Special orders don't upset them.
No, but nutrition does.
Is it supposed to be spelled "Wawfuls"? I don't think they were going for the joke either.
They didn't have Waffle Houses in Wisconsin when you were growing up, did they?quote:I'm never more than 500 feet from a Waffle House.
They've Never done that before 
......or sunrises, cops, puppies, soldiers, non-Goths, Bay City Rollers......shall I continue?
ok.
I laughed.
Nobody male and over 12 likes the Bay City Rollers.
More TD passes to Emmanuel Sanders, please.
BK probably likes Anne Murray.quote:Nobody male and over 12 likes the Bay City Rollers.
Rivers' anticipation on his throws is so good.
How the **** does Denver's defense have no idea how to defend a WR screen when they've probably seen it 18.765 times in practice since August 1st?
Wait.
There's a football game on?
Yeah, he's not pretty, but he gets it done.
Someday Fedya's hard-drive is going to be a Geraldo Rivera special.
And like Al Capone's vault, he's going to find nothing interesting.quote:Someday Fedya's hard-drive is going to be a Gerardo Rivera special.
