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Booooooooo !
The country weeps for today's yoots.
"Philadelphia Eagles fans, long known as some of the toughest most obnoxious in sports,"...
Fixed that for you, Eric. People like that are a VERY long way from "tough."
It was Rocket
Someone steals a prosthetic leg and remains at large and all I can think is...
"Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles"
That would make a good movie.