F you Cubs fans and your "I was a die-hard for 40 years."
You liked getting drunk and skipping work to go to Wrigley and you always acted like the guy at the party who was "Poor me, aren't I sad, please have sex with me, I'm a Cubs fan."
Now you're a Pats fan. Still stupid, still drunk and your team is great.
Try being a Brewer fan, bitch. Been one since 1970 and nobody thinks I'm cute.