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Ron-Z out loud: So Brandon I know Coach Slocum told you to block, but he just told me you should actually try and catch the ball...
Ron-Z in his head: My plan is coming together...Brandon will blow this assignment, Shawn will get fired, and I will be elevated! YOU JUST GOT ZOOKED B*TCH!
This picture is why we will never win another Super Bowl again.
Ah, what are these X's and O's?
I dunno coach. I think the O's is footballs. We should grab dem.
"There's nothing on this sheet that says Jordy is going to bitch at you if you try to catch the damn ball. Just DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!"
In order to avoid being caught, Brandon Bostick and Ron Zook could only read a few pages of 50 Shades of Grey at a time.
Which nickname sounds better, "The Flying Wedge" or "The Great Gazook"?
ZOOK: I don't see your name on the list anymore...........
Originally Posted by Dave in MN:
ZOOK: I don't see your name on the list anymore...........
Why does it feel like the season's over?
"Brandon, I don't see your name on the list. Are you sure coach McCarthy said you were on the hands team?"
Hey Brandon can you tell if this restraining order says I have to stay from all the members of the frat at Illinois or just the frat house?
"Can you read that? Forget it, just go out and wing it - how hard can it be to cover an on-side kick?"
"Well, uh, I mean, I'm not sure if you should block or try to catch the ball. Just catch the ball and nobody gets fired"
It's been a month, can you believe we both still have jobs?
Need to re-caption: "It's been a month, can you believe I got a promotion?"