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"We've brought in the father here to perform an exorcism on the ball you throw"

Last rites for a QB.

Don't let the collar fool you, you're a ?&$/$?!@ quarterback and I'd love to shove this football up your a$$ !!

Father O'boyluv: "You've turned into such a nice & personable young man since I molested... err... counseled you. Do you have any children?" 

And on this eve, the one called Graham of Green Bay did completeth his only only completion of the night to Father Stickum,,,, and The Lord did grin and the small creatures of the forest did frolic in this thy most joyous occasion.

completely tasteless. I am embarrassed for you.

 

 

DAMN IT!

"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Graham Harrell attempts to give a football to a fan before the game, unfortunately it is intercepted by a passing priest.

And Brother McCarthy spake to Apostle Harrell of Green Bay saying though shall lobbest thy screen pass on the count of 3. No more, no less. 4 shall not count neither shall be the number 2 unless though proceedeth to the 3.

 

By the way, this is the game ball.  It has been prayed over, laid hands on, and blessed.  NOW DON'T SCREW IT UP. 

"No Father, I would not like to touch your ball."

 

Sorry, but Priests have brought that on themselves.

 

Just read that the kid growing up in our neighborhood in Milwaukee, who became a Priest, Peter Burns was busted for boinking little boys.

 

I hope there is a special place in their Hell for the likes of him.

 

No doubt. The "B" in O'Boyluv should be capitalized. How disrespectful!