Chris Kluwe "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit

[–]Patriotsadvillious 89 points 8 hours ago
in 30 words or more, tell me how you feel about skip bayless.

[–]Vikings playerLoate 568 points 7 hours ago
A mealy mouthed no talent garbage spewing hack who has to dangle off the testicles of those who've actually done something with their lives because to actually attempt an athletic activity would leave him gasping for breath and weeping.

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Originally posted by Hungry5:
[–]Patriotsadvillious 89 points 8 hours ago
in 30 words or more, tell me how you feel about skip bayless.

[–]Vikings playerLoate 568 points 7 hours ago
A mealy mouthed no talent garbage spewing hack who has to dangle off the testicles of those who've actually done something with their lives because to actually attempt an athletic activity would leave him gasping for breath and weeping.

That alone makes me respect this guy. Plus he said he would love to play for the Packers if we just put a dome over the field (NEVER!!!).

Kluwe may be my favorite Queen of all time.

Other than Freddie Mercury, of course.

Slap a pair of assless chaps on Kluwe first before making your decision.

Question:

"I'm playing a game of tackle-capture-the-flag. I'm on offense and get cornered by Ray Lewis, James Harrison, Albert Haynesworth, and Brian Cushing. They are all sprinting at me full speed. Whose tackle do I try to break/who would give me the fewest injuries upon contact?"

Kluwe:

"Curl up in the fetal position and don't make eye contact. Alternatively, tell Brian Cushing that Ray Lewis stole his roids, tell Ray Lewis that if he kills James Harrison he'll get acquitted, tell Harrison that Albert Haynesworth is the commissioner, and tell Haynesworth the rest of them have sammiches, then wait for an opening."

That is pure GOLD!

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Originally posted by Henry:
Slap a pair of assless chaps on Kluwe first before making your decision.

so that's how it works?

Do I need to have the "Bees and the Bees" conversation with you?

This guy is a riot....would obviously be best friends with Tom Crabtree. The Lewis, Cushing, Harrison, Haynesworth answer was hysterical, as was the reference to Jared Allen showing video of him throwing a spear at a deer.

Kluwe is my homeboy.

I swear to god, reddit's layout makes me want to punch baby seals.

It's like I blacked out and it's 1995.

When you punch the baby seals, post the video to Youtube.

Kluwe is awesome. No idea why he's on that crap team.

If you're a Punter and you really want to stand out, you become a Viking.

Seriously, How many punters have more trophies than the team they play for?

Kluwe is an interesting follow on twitter...


@ChrisWarcraft
To everyone who thinks the source was a "snitch" and a bad person - f**k you. F**k you and your glorification of criminality.

His band isn't too bad either...

Tripping Icarus

@ChrisWarcraft
Just figured I would pass this along. You can thank me later. #passthecalamariplease, #thisonesclosetocannotbeunseen

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