Cowboys Suck

Here Mr Jones. Try the "hollandaise" sauce. Our compliments. 

I'd rather he have pasta primavera. 

Here Mr. Jones, Pasta Primavera with a dash of warfarin. Coach Shanahan raves about it.

Yup, but this time prepared by

 

Lil bit of sloppy poppy, huh?
Enjoy Mr jones.

I hope he just chokes on it.

You rang?

Erm...no. Just no.