Creative car sign slogans needed for Donkey game

Some QB's Drafted in the 20's Don't Suck. Go Pack.

"Salary Cap? We don't need no stinkin' salary cap"

----1997 Broncos

"This Ones for John" (kuuuuuuuuuuuuhn)

"BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY!"

Elways Way - QB Roulett

Clay's Donkey Farm - round-up time.

The Pack load is to heavy for the donkeys

Packers ride the bucking Broncos to victory

Packer cheese hardens Bronco arteries - Pack wins.

Ok, some of those are a little long, but you get the idea.

and the only name I've ever called that guy....elway...was horse face!!!! Hate him...

Pack it in, Broncos.

Broncos Get Packed.

Yeah, I like the second one.

Broncos are really Asses
Broncos are full of horses**t
You can't beat a dead horse, but we can beat the Broncos
Git yer asses back to Denver
Since Miller > Coors, Packers > Broncos
Don't look back-there are Packers on your asses

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Originally posted by Goldie:
and the only name I've ever called that guy....elway...was horse face!!!! Hate him...

Loving the attitude, Goldie!
What's gotten you so fired up recently?

Packers beat Broncos

-or-

Kick Ass

Pack the Asses
Packs not Horsin around

Josh McDaniels: Gone but not forgotten.

Drink some Coors then kick some ass.

I like "pack's not horsin' around"

"Where's your messiah now?!?"

TBSS

**** you and the Bronco you rode in on????

Your mom said I'm hung like a Bronco???

Your team is a bunch of toadies.

Vote for Pedro!

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Denver Broncos.
Q: What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep the Denver Broncos out of your yard?
A: Paint it like an endzone.
Q: Where do you go in Denver in case of a tornado?
A: To Invesco Field- they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Denver Broncos and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

The Colorado Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards the city of Denver.

For the first offense, they give you two Denver Bronco
tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use
them.

Stolen from der Net.

Kinda chewy for car signs, maybe..

Go **** yourself.

We're smart enough to know our starting QB earned the job.

Tim Tebow Fondled My Cat

WWTTD (Who Would Tim Tebow Do)?

GB turns broncos into Pack Mules; Tebow still an Asss

I packed your daughter's ass.

The Tebow pick is an abortion.

Start Tebow for Luck.

Honk if you're a persecuted Christian.

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Originally posted by JJSD:
Tim Tebow Fondled My Cat

You saying he has a thing for anal sacs?

Pack Dat Ass Up.

quote:

Originally posted by JJSD:
Tim Tebow Fondled My Cat

Another word for 'cat" makes that VERY un-Tebow-like. Like you didn't know that, of course!

You people disgust me.

I'm praying for you.

On your knees again, Blair? As long as you're down there...

Packfanincolorodo: I'd forget all the creative stuff that'll get you arrested, go with a standard "Go Pack" and crank some Cheeseheads with Attitude REALLY LOUD on the car stereo:

"Cheesehead Baby"

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Originally posted by Pistol GB:
On your knees again, Blair? As long as you're down there...

You're hitting on me?

In A Tebow thread?

quote:

Originally posted by Pistol GB:
On your knees again, Blair? As long as you're down there...

Packfanincolorodo: I'd forget all the creative stuff that'll get you arrested, go with a standard "Go Pack" and crank some Cheeseheads with Attitude REALLY LOUD on the car stereo:

"Cheesehead Baby"

For some reason I had never seen that... and yes.. it would be worth speaker time.

"Gramma's playin' Sheepshead"
and
"I never win a bingo"

... awesome....

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Originally posted by Blair Kiel:
You're hitting on me?

In A Tebow thread?

Sorry it's just the new avatar.

In Tebow we Trust...to not be a factor in today's game