Hey! I'm drunk too!
Hateful.
Originally Posted by Iowacheese:
bout time for a drunken pro ****ler rant from fond o dudes.
I was reading a website article about how bartenders view people who order certain drinks and came across this little gem:
15. You have absolutely no couth
Former Bronco quarterback Jay Cutler used to come sit at my bar and order appletinis and fruity shots like sex on the beach. He is apparently diabetic and the sugary drinks made him act crazy. He also ran up massive tabs and would tip zero. So I guess a grown man ordering appletinis and sex on the beaches says you’re a confused manchild with no idea how to conduct yourself in public.
I tended bar for 6 years. Best.job.ever.
Guys who drink whisky were the ones I watched the most closely. Beer drunks were sloppy and never a problem, but whisky was so often a mean drunk, even early in the game.
Never met a mad champagne drinker.
What about the Blair Kiels of the world who get drunk on white zin?
Funny...
I always pictured BK as a wine cooler kinda guy.
You know, living a coastal lifestyle and all.
Are you guys serious? Where have you been? Bk has been doing the box for years.
Originally Posted by El-Ka-Bong:
I tended bar for 6 years. Best.job.ever.
Guys who drink whisky were the ones I watched the most closely , but whisky was so often a mean drunk, even early in the game.
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I drink whisky and I am the happiest drunk you ever saw.
Drinking doesn't make me anything other than what I am except maybe just more mellow.
light beer would be my guess.
Most of the whisky drinkers I encountered thought they were the life of the party.
Tequila drinkers were a wild card, but usually I was watching to see who would throw up, especially if it was well tequila.
Gin drinkers probably just didn't have tastebuds
Whatever I drink, I am just me. I do not change except for as I stated more mellow.
Originally Posted by ammo:
Originally Posted by El-Ka-Bong:
I tended bar for 6 years. Best.job.ever.
Guys who drink whisky were the ones I watched the most closely , but whisky was so often a mean drunk, even early in the game.
.
I drink whisky and I am the happiest drunk you ever saw.
Of course you are. Punching other people is so much fun.
Cutler is a less talented modern day Jeff George.
It only took Jay Cutler 5 years to jump to the top of Chicago's all time QB leader in attempts, completions, yards, and QB rating. He's closing in on the TD and INT records as well.
There's a mountain of suck in that paragraph.
Originally Posted by GBFanForLife:
Whatever I drink, I am just me. I do not change except for as I stated more mellow.
I think when you drink you tend to repeat yourself.
Originally Posted by Iowacheese:
Hmmm...notice the chin, pointy nose and is Jay wearing a rug too? Like father, like son.
Emery probably got Jay a cat because when he sees a problem he attacks it from multiple angles. He probably drafted Jay a kitten and signed a veteran cat that Jay can bond with and teach the kitten how to play. Lucky, Uncle Ted doesn't do anything like.
That's 'cause Ted doesn't like pussy-cats.
And there are plenty on the street that went undrafted.
Ted doesn't like pussycats?
What kind of monster is he?
What kind of monster is he?
Uncle Ted is the past, GMs like Emery are the future.