D*mn.....the cowpokes are the most popular....

damn

just checking

what did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

crap?

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?

Just think how much more popular they would be if Chris Matthews played LB for them

That the 4th largest metropolitan area in the US would count more fans for its team than the 152nd astounds me. Who'd a thunk?

It follows naturally that the cowboys are America's team when America=Texas.

A guy walks into a costume party completely naked, with an equally naked woman on his back. The host, who is completely blasted at this point, asks what his costume is. The guy says he is dressed as a snail, so the host lets him in. The hostess, mortified, comes running up to him, telling him that this "is not one of those parties." She insists he must put on a costume. The guy says again, I'm dressed as a snail. The hostess says being naked doesn't make him a snail. The guy, pointing at the naked woman on his back, says, "sure, this is Michelle."

I think I need Hauser to explain that one to me.

It probably has a lot to do with the likeability and popularity of Jerry Jones.

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

A man comes home carrying a small robot and says "Look honey! I bought a lie detector robot! It slaps people when they lie!" His wife takes one look and says "There's no way this thing works, I can't believe you wasted our money like that!"

Suddenly, their son walks in the door. "Hi Mom and Dad! I'm home!" The father says "Son, you're late. Where were you?" The son responds "I was at school!" Suddenly, the robot wakes up and slaps the son. The father asks again, "Where were you?" The son says sadly "I was at Billy's house." The father asks, "What were you doing?" The son says, "We were playing video games." Again, the robot slaps the kid. "I mean, we were watching porn" says the son guiltily.

The father suddenly becomes very angry "What?! How could you?! When I was your age, I didn't know what porn was!" Suddenly the robot comes over and slaps the father. At this point, the mother starts laughing hysterically and says "Wow, two liars! Honey, I guess he really is your son!"

At that point, the robot comes over and slaps the mother.

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Originally posted by Blair Kiel:
I think I need Hauser to explain that one to me.

Don't you get it? It was Michelle. MICHELLE!!!

OW! F*cking robot!!!

You have a f*cking robot? Your wife must be a very happy woman.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/65544_o.gif

or not.

Walker can sell as much land to Texans, as he wants, we can always kick em out without even having to call Illinois.

quote:

via the Dallas Morning News.

wonder what the poll results are from the GBPG

quote:

Originally posted by Henry:
You have a f*cking robot? Your wife must be a very happy woman.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/65544_o.gif

or not.

Bang bang bang...

quote:

Originally posted by JJSD:
crap?

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?

"Splattered on the windshield of life"

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when America=Texas.

Private Cowboy begs to differ

http://www.inquisitr.com/17196...lar-team-in-the-nfl/

I contribute the drop to 16-1 and done.

If the Cowboys really are still the most popular team in the NFL, then there's quite a few people out there that have experienced ALOT of misery the past 15 years. They're not quite in Packers '70s/'80s type misery, but they are getting in that neighborhood. 1 playoff win since '97. Not good.