December 21, 2012... goodbye, all -- it's been fun!

I've seen this one floating around that's good for a chuckle.

Since we are under a blizzard warning maybe the end will come that way. Hell may freeze over.

If that were true the Bears would have beaten the Packers in a meaningful game like the one last Sunday.

True. Had Cutler thrown for 340 with no picks and Mason drilled his kicks, I'd probably just be in a church all week.

Why a church. All the bible does is give really vague predictions on the end of the world. I think I may take a virgin down to the big Mayan temple for a little sacrifice.

While we're here. The Mayans saw the end of the world but completely whiffed on seeing a Spanish invasion? That's what happens when you just focus on big picture stuff.

And if it does start raining fire and brimstone Friday morning, isn't the safest place on earth under a goalpost standing next to Mason Crosby?

Bring it on! We all gotta go sometime.
But it's just a 2,880,000 day (about 7885 solar years) cycle - it starts over again on Dec 22nd. Altho the Maya did believe that "the universe is destroyed and then recreated at the start of each universal cycle." Everyone is free to interpret that as they will. I'm having a Winter Solstice party at my house Friday evening to celebrate... if we're still here and don't go tits up at 11:11 UTC, 5:11AM CST.

Have the Mayans been right about ANYTHING in the past??

Lets take a look at the Mayan Societal Catastophic Event Prediction Record. Did they predict:

Conquistadors? Nope
Trade Route Collapse? Nope
Peasant Revolt? Nope
Drought? Nope
Influenza epidemic? Nope
Justin Bieber? Not even close.

Dudes (and dudettes) Rusty has a better track record of predictions than the Mayans. They're the anti-icons, everything they didn't predict cursed them.


Of course, maybe, just maybe, if the Spanish hadn't wiped them out they could have finished their #@%@&*! calendar!

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Originally posted by Herschel:
Dudes (and dudettes) Rusty has a better track record of predictions than the Mayans.

I was picking up what you were laying down until THIS!

Not risking it, drinking this all right now

At least this would shut up Pete Carroll and those Seahawk fans.

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Originally posted by Dr._Bob:
At least this would shut up Pete Carroll and those Seahawk fans.

I believe Lance Easley is a direct descendent of the guy who made the Mayan calendar.

Any how, I've run up a huge credit card bill the last week.....I don't know what I am going to do if the world doesn't end. I suppose, I could dig into all the cash I buried right before Y2K...if I can find it.

*edir: I've also started using Silent Killers without any fear of reprimand...the world's ending, what you gonna do to me. Oh really...

*edir of edir: I've also taken to spelling "edit" with an "r". Kind of a salute to the apocolypse since apocolyse doesn't have any "t" in it.

I want that to happen via the Green Bay Packers stomping them

Maybe we should ask Fedya about it. He's got a handle on predictions, based on his I2H score...

Fedya 1 151
Quiet One 2 147
JC JABLONSKI 3 146
PackerFanFan 3 146

All this hubbub has been caused by a doomsday prediction made by the ancient Mayan calendar, which predicts the world will end on Dec. 21, 2012, at 11:11 a.m. I believe the Mayans are on LFT, so enjoy your evening.

...and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

I think this is why Tightwad Ted told MM to proclaim Crosby is our kicker. Why waste money on a new guy that'll never see the field.

I will be sitting watching my toilet when the poles flip and giggle excitedly as the water changes direction.

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Originally posted by Henry:
giggle excitedly

What's going to happen is the Earth will align with the center of the Milky Way leading to the inevitable.

I've been gone since Y2K.

I always thought when the end of the world came there would be anarchy and fornicating in the streets. Pretty calm in here. It's been fun, thanks for letting me occasionally spam up your board with Cardinal angst, and for allowing me to infringe on your Packer party.

Still here....8:12pm EDT

1500 still without power round here. just got internet back a few hours ago.

suck to not have power when the zombies start coming through..

Use the ray gun!

Reagan?

Buddy in New Zealand said it was eerily quiet this morning.

Sure looking forward to flying to Milwaukee Fri AM enroute to the game. Snow will be more of an issue than the "end of the world".

So long and thanks for all the fishes!

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Originally posted by RatPack:
Buddy in New Zealand said it was eerily quiet this morning.

Haven't heard from my sister in London.

Just came back in from checking for fornicating in the streets. None here. Maybe London is more active?

Are you near Times Square?

All I know is I'm sure as heck not gonna shovel the driveway till Saturday.

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Originally posted by justanotherpackerfan:
So long and thanks for all the fishes!

Every eatery is Millyways today.

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Originally posted by RatPack:
Buddy in New Zealand said it was eerily quiet this morning.

Were not the Mayans more in my time zone. I think we have several more hours.

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Originally posted by Esox:

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Originally posted by RatPack:
Buddy in New Zealand said it was eerily quiet this morning.

Were not the Mayans more in my time zone. I think we have several more hours.

yep...don't sweat it. you have a little time yet, and I don't think they specified what time of day. You could have 26 hrs yet.

Well heck,that just means I may have to put in one more full day of work!

Greetings from the future!

It's Friday on this side of the globe. Survived a Carl's Junior western burger for lunch. Thus far, no signs of the apocolypse.