Yes, there's a "Bears week thread", and this may be poor thread etiquette, but this needs its own platform. This is important. It can't get lost in a prediction thread. Frankly, I'm seeing pity and sympathy for the bears far more than should ever exist. And, we need to talk. This needs to be rectified.
The last several years, I've reminded people of this and now again it is my duty to remind all of you that it is the bears that were, are, and always will be our main rivals. Period. Full Stop. Next Paragraph. There is no discussion. There is no debate. There is no 2nd place. It most surely is not Detroit. And regardless what some may think or thought for a brief time, it is not the Vikings. The Vikings are, at best, your annoying little brother. They have moments. But they are harmless, they are meaningless, they are losers. They are to be mocked, surely, but they are not the rivals of the Green Bay Packers.
The bears are the rivals. The bears should always, relentlessly, and continuously be hated above all else. We could win 43 straight games against them, we should still be filled with hate of 1000 white hot suns as we go for win 44 in a row. They will still be the most hated and storied rivals we have. We cannot and should not discount this team, this franchise, or their fans. Favre playing 2 years in Minnesota changes nothing. It is the bears that all of you should hate above all else. There should be no pity. There should be no empathy. There should be no feelings. F**k the bears previously. F**k the bears today. F**k the bears forever.
61-7. Perry over Cumby. Ditka. Kevin goddamned Butler. Their goddamned horrific fields. Dan Hampton. Their fans. THEIR F**KING FANS. Doug Plank. Buddy Ryan. Hub Arkush. Doug Buffone. Butkus. Coming back to you now, isn't it?
No pity. No mercy. F**k the bears.
With that, let's revel in the top 5 best wins over the bears.
1. NFCC game 1/23/11 21-14 win. For pure importance it doesn't get bigger than this. Literally it can't unless rules are changed for who can play for SB. Only the 2nd playoff meeting of all time. In Chicago. Winner goes to the Super Bowl. I've never been so amped/nervous/demented about a game in my life. Mainly because I'm fairly confident my father would have died that day if they lost. But, also because as disappointing it would have been to lose the NFCC, losing the NFCC to the Bears would have been an absolute horror show. I sometimes think beating the Bears in the NFCC was more satisfying than the Super Bowl win, as no matter what - we will always be able to say we beat them at their place and prevented them from going to the Super Bowl. That said, I know the win wouldn't mean as much without the SB title.
2. After Further Review 11/5/89 14-13 win. I'm a sophomore college at Illinois. Surrounded by Bears fans. The emotions of that play go from elation to getting trash talked to doing the trash talking. Ditka still pissed off to this day. The asterisk. Plus, at the time you really thought this was a resurgence of the Packers after years of hot garbage, as well as a win in a 3-18 stretch vs them.
3. Taken by Chester Marcol! 9/7/80 12-6 win. The glasses. The single bar facemask. A guy named Chester. Sudden Death. Craziest ending ever. I hope he still has that football...
4. The Monsoon game 10/31/94 33-6 win. Torrential rain. Throw back uniforms. Favre "running" for that 36 yard TD. Sayers and Butkus getting their jerseys retired at halftime and then pour it on more in 2nd half. I really thought we were up much bigger at half, but it was only 14-0. Monday night game that introduced the nation to the new Green Bay Packers. Cannot for the life of me find any video at all from that game.
5. Epic Beatdown 11/9/14 55-14 win. I lived through 61-7. I heard Dan friggin Jiggets talk about it on Chicago radio every 12 minutes. Knowing that they probably could have put up 80 and backed off is even better than topping 61-7.
6. COBB!!!!! 12/29/13 33-28 win. Maybe the 3rd most important game in terms of playoff impact. Rodgers first game after coming back from collarbone. Winner goes to playoffs. Great game back and forth. Boykin with the crazy fumble recovery TD and of course the Cobb TD pass after Rodgers just missed getting killed by Peppers. I was SCREAMING about Jordy getting murdered on that play and it wasn't called. Thank god we don't have to relive that missed call.
Again. F**k. The. bears. ALWAYS. Sweep the leg. No mercy.