Ok, so issues with the Colonial pipeline. So what are people doing?? Hoarding gasoline. Thank Christ I drive electric.
Of the four gas stations between my house and my work, 3 were out of gas at noon today.
— Bryan 🇺🇸 (@swimmerbr78) May 11, 2021
Of course this is NW GA Marjorie Taylor Green country...
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Dear god these phuckers are idiots. I don't drive electric yet but I do have two hybrid vehicles so I am good.
People like this are why aliens don't land on this planet. They are looking for intelligent signs of life. There isn't any here so they pass us up.
Those folks had to move the toilet paper into the house to fit the gas cans.
Always double bag your gas ⛽️ #gasshortage #GasShortage2021 pic.twitter.com/0SzhFBhLVE
— regular man 🌑🥀 (@JasonRFate) May 12, 2021
Thanks Biden
Maybe the south can convert unused vaccines into fuel.
The best people are the ones that refuse the vaccines because they think Bill Gates is putting microchips into them to monitor their movement, but then carry their cell phones with them everywhere they go.
I am in the middle of this non masking wearing, fuel hoarding, tRumpliKan Lovin', GQP MorAns down here. And yes, they are blaming Biden....It just cannot get an Dumber...Can it? Stay tuned
@tsr86free posted:Maybe the south can convert unused vaccines into fuel.
They wouldn't do it...they would believe Gates is still micro chipping them by the fuel in their car....and, this is an honest reply..not kidding...
If there's one thing we know, it can always get more idiotic.
Here’s a thought- instead of hoarding gas how about owning a vehicle that doesn’t get 8 MPG? Big ass SUVs get worse gas mileage than souped up muscle cars back in the late 60s/early 70s.
LMFAO. Panic buying is only associated with Republicans? Really? I live in deep blue Massachusetts and we had plenty of shortages last year in basic supplies.
Stockpile gas and guns and full size pick up trucks. Red Solo Cup let’s have a party! ‘Murica bitches!
@50k Club posted:LMFAO. Panic buying is only associated with Republicans? Really? I live in deep blue Massachusetts and we had plenty of shortages last year in basic supplies.
I personally think there is an even amount of stupidity to go around no matter what side of the aisle someone is. I knew plenty of Dems and Republicans who stood in line for a mad rush at TP last year. My neighbor is a die hard GM union democrat he has I kid you not still has at least 10 giant Costco packages of TP from last year still.
Hoarding is a non-partisan idiotic endeavor.
But very American. Lookin' out for #1, fuck everyone else.
I'd say it's a close second to that ultimate of American values, profiteering.
Of course, the point of price spikes is to try to prevent people from hoarding.
I can only imagine the horrified reactions if anybody tried to auction off the gas gallon by gallon.
That individual would likely be killed.
2020 PSA: Don’t inject bleach
— Jason Pizzo (@senpizzo) May 12, 2021
2021 PSA: Don’t fill bags w/ gas. pic.twitter.com/qcBmxpVdWa
Looks like it is getting back on line today.....Thanks Joe
Happened here in Florida...shocking!
Double Karma for being an asshole 2 ways.
Reports he was not wearing a mask.
I'm sure he's wearing a mask now in the burn unit.
It happened in Floriduh? You don’t say!
I can pretty much guarantee with 95% certainty that when some really messed up event occurs in this country it’s either California or Texas or Florida involved.
Oh yeah?
Well Wisconsin people are too fat and drunk to get up to any no good other than passing out from too many Cream Puffs and Leine’s
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I miss home.
@Blair Kiel posted:Oh yeah?
Well Wisconsin people are too fat and drunk to get up to any no good other than passing gas from too many Cream Puffs and Leine’s
@H5 posted:
Thoughts and prayers
@Blair Kiel posted:Oh yeah?
Well Wisconsin people are too fat and drunk to get up to any no good other than passing out from too many Cream Puffs and Leine’s
If you pass out from eating too many cream puffs and drinking too much Leine's - you're not from Wisconsin.
@QuietOne posted:If you pass out from eating too many cream puffs and drinking too much Leine's - you're not from Wisconsin.
Most likely FIB’s
Idiot in a Hummer is redundant.
I felt like I was being judged a couple of days ago when I stopped to fill up my car and a gas can for my lawn mowers. 
Get a goat and a Huffy
No gas shortages here yet. but to be safe, we stocked up on Hot dog buns and Ketchup!
“The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.”
-- Thomas Sowell
