It's over and Ortiz made it in. Happy for Ortiz. He's a Hall of Famer. Glad that writers could finally look past guys that tested positive for steroids or a guy with a career where he was a decent enough hitter who then at 27 suddenly exploded on all his offensive output.
But on the bright side surely that means all those same writers also voted in the greatest hitter in the history of the game as well as one of the best 2-3 RHP of all time. Very happy for Bonds, Clemens is a dick, but deserving!
Hold on, I'm being told that's not the case and only Ortiz made it?
*throws computer through window while screaming expletives at BBWAA*
Who I would have voted for this ballot.
Stone Cold Votes
- Barry Bonds (Best hitter in the history of the game.)
- Roger Clemens (One of the top 3 RHP of all time)
- David Ortiz (A lovely career that was better than I remembered. 1.021 OPS as a 40 year old and then retired!)
- Todd Helton (I know he'll get only like 20% of the votes. And it will be the cacophony of "COLORADO. MILE HIGH BRAAAAAAP" We can assess value that adjusts for ballpark. OPS+ of 133 - he's right there with guys like Chipper and Thome and Vlad.)
- Alex Rodriguez (The personality of an ottoman but one of the best pure hitters of all time that also gave up his natural position to placate a childish selfish player)
- Manny Ramirez (Arguably one of the top 5-10 RH of all time. Could probably still fly to a club this Feb and produce a 300/400/500/900 slash line)
- Billy Wagner (In every possible stat that isn't simply a counting stat, Wagner is CLEARLY better than Trevor Hoffman who made it easily. The cognitive dissonance to vote for Hoffman but not Wagner baffles me, and again leads me to believe that writers look at Saves above all else for relievers. I will ride or die in my jihad to get Billy Wagner in the HOF)
- Gary Sheffield (But, let me be clear, I LOATHE him for what he did in Milwaukee. LOATHE Him. I fear I'd die if I met him because I would attempt to punch him in the throat and he'd murder my pasty ass within 5.2 seconds. But he's a HOF man)
- Sammy Sosa (Maybe my blind spot as the advanced stats aren't that impressive, but I can't help looking 98-03 especially 60+ HRs in 3 of 4 years... OPS+ of 128. Yeah, not as good as others but...)
- Andruw Jones (Great defensive player. He had a few several very solid years offensively and then dropped off a cliff at 30. He's very close for me, but EFF IT, let's do this)
I'M STILL VERY ANGRY
- Lance Berkman (144 OPS + 293/405/537/943 slash line. 5 votes and dropped last year. Better in EVERY SINGLE WAY than Scott Rolen who got 63% of the vote. BBWAA writer are the worst)
Close but no.
- Curt Schilling (Go look at Kevin Brown or Tim Hudson's numbers. Basically identical. All 3 very good pitchers that I think are just outside the HoF.)
- Omar Vizquel (Sorry, I can't bring myself to vote for a guy with an 82 OPS+ no matter how much you want to pimp his D)
- Scott Rolen (weird seeing all the build up for him. Nice hitter, nice career, but nothing stands out as dominant to me. But, BBWAA love them their gritty white guys from St Louis.)