Happy Easter or whatever pagan ritual you celebrate.
Sarge was changing the garnish on the front door from Christmas to something with a rabbit when a chipmunk ran across her foot. She spun off the approach landing on the sidewalk. Broken left arm, bruised right hand, split lip, loose teeth, and battered nose later I explained it was a sign from God that she hasn't been as devote as normal or required. You know same reason a town gets a weather event or outbreak of a social disease.
The grand kids and I have been singing 'Grandma got ran over by a chipmunk' for 3 days. It seems to be speeding the recovery. She has regained the ability to throw light objects and her right fist.
