Hernandez Case Gets Even Weirder

AH Attacks inmate

TMZ explains that the other inmate had been jawing all day with Hernandez.  And then, coincidentally, the same inmate who was jawing with Hernandez was in a hallway where Hernandez happened to be walking.

Hmm, maybe not a coincidence? When in jail leave the 265 lb gorilla alone.

Magilla Gorilla, the vanilla killa...

If you ever find yourself in prison. There's a good chance you''ll find  two smokes and a snickers bar on your bunk the first night

It's important you touch neither.

The next morning a sizeable fellow is going to ask for those items back. The last thing you want in your pocket is an empty snickers wrapper .

This concludes today's public service announcement.

What else did you learn from your time in the big house, Chilli?

Use the wrong term and you'll be wishing for a 15 yard penalty?

Heard this story before....Chillijon started out in prison as Bratwurstjon....he has been violated so many times his poop has the consistency of chilli 

not a dream from heaven

With the exception of one prostate screen and a frisky girlfriend in college who left an index finger unattended for 20 seconds I'm as pure as a snowflake!

My dogs love to pee on snowflakes.

20 seconds is a lifetime

In this instance I have to agree with you EKB.

That's a shocker.

Was that code for what your cellmate called you?

No idea how this thread got derailed. 

The only way this thread gets better is with some Rob Newhouse.

 

 

The key is to either kick someone's ass or becomes someone's bitch on the first day.

 

 

Flowers make a good impression on a first date.

Great idea.

 

That would make my butt smell better.

Heard on the news, that the inmate AH beat up, was in handcuffs. 

 

Now AH is in solitary for at least the next 30 days. 23 of 24 hours everyday he is in a box by himself.

 

Also, wrongful death lawsuit filed

Now he will have only himself to beat every day.

Prosecution: Aaron Hernandez Killed Two Men Over A Spilled Drink