“Extra extra, read all about it: the sportswriters of The Dallas Morning News accept humiliating, soul-crushing defeat at the hands of ‘The Heroes of Titletown’”.
Read how Jordan Love and Aaron Jones gleefully eviscerated the hapless franchise formerly known as “America’s Team”!
I am a native Wisconsinite living in an unholy land, my domicile residing just north of the Dallas-Ft. Worth Metroplex. I have risked life and limb in this winter storm, partaking in a perilous pilgrimage to the end of my driveway, to share this “feel good” accounting, providing an unadulterated view of their chest beating and flagellation.
I’ve taken high quality pictures of this morning’s Dallas Morning News front pages, and sports section, so all may share in the festivities. Usually their homer writers are able to find some silver lining. I am happy to report that this morning, their ignominious end has been accorded the requisite handwringing and teeth gnashing. They are in full meltdown mode, and it is absolutely delicious to behold.
“Bring in Bill Belichick! Bring in Jim Harbaugh!”, they cry, as if their owner, the moldy specter of death, Jerry Jones, has but to wiggle his bony finger to summon whomever he so chooses.
The collective angst and bitterness of the “We Dem Boys” faithful warms the cockles of my heart on this brutally cold January afternoon.
All I’ve got left to say is this: “How ‘bout them Packers????!!!”
The early reviews from TimesFour members are generally positive, at least I think they are…
LIONHEART: ‘BUT LIONHEART™️,,,WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT WEEK???’ THE PUCKERS WILL CHOCK,,,AND THE LIONS WILL WIN IT ALL!!!!! BWWWWWAAAAA!!!!! YOUR ALL BABIES!!!! CALL OFF THE TRUCE, LOBABY!!!! 😡😡😡 THANKS, POOP!!!!!!!
Henry: currently unavailable for comment.
Squirrelpee: fluffy tail oscillating happily.
LorenzosBabe: also unavailable for comment, currently chasing Bert Favruh across Mississippi in retaliation for his sending dick pics to Jenn Sterger, and not her.
Enjoy, everybody, and thank for indulging.
