I Hate the 49'ers

I liked the Niners back the day day. But Harbaugh is a douce. And I'm not a fan of Kaeoernick's antics. So eff 'em!!!

It's all circular. Did you see the Niner locker room after they beat the Packers on a last second FG? You'd swear they just won the Superb Owl.

The last time a "great" team "barely beat us" the next game was an ass-kicking like I've never seen.

Packers vs. Atlanta in 2010.

My close friend is a Niner fan & 1 of the few you can actually talk football with. He knows how good Green Bay is & knows it's a dogfight when they play. Yeah they got us the last 4 times....but we beat them for 20 years. It's all circular.

I know what you're saying & a small part of me really enjoyed them losing the Super Bowl & then losing again to Seattle last year.

Should be an interesting year. Really looking forward to game 1 vs. Seattle, probably moreso than any other opening game I can remember. At least since we opened vs. the Saints in 2011.

I can't wait to see Richard Sherman 1-on-1 vs. Jordy with no safety help.

Niners will take a small step back this year.

I have a Packer trailer hitch cover on my vehicle as well as a Packer licence plate cover. More than a dozen times as I've gotten in and out of my car in hotel parking lots, some knob passing by makes some derisive comment about the Pack.

I simply reply, "Tell me what team you follow so I can tell you how many more championships the Packers have than they do."

I'm undefeated.

The truth is keelya...you cower and don't say ****.

stop embellishing

It's always important to discuss championships before Memorial Day

I hate the 9'ers. They have become our biggest rivals since the conferences were realigned in 2002.

I generally think it's a strange thing to go the hospital over.

CJ, I understand.

I don't hate.

I don't like the Bears, Vikings, Cowboys, and Niners as much as another colonoscopy or root canal.

BTW, I hope Danica finally wins the 500.

Spend a night hanging out at the ER - your definition of "strange" may change

An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought to the ER by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 911. In the ER, he was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump was possibly caused by a fall or a knock to the head. However the source of the scratches remained a mystery until he woke up and provided the doctors with the following explanation. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub. His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door.

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OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit him during sex. After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

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A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general anaesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.

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A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.

What in the heck was a ping pong ball doing up there?

The gerbils needed something to chase.

Mr. Gere?

Hey.  Mr. Gere?

You were there?

I don't know if its an Urban Legend, but it did make the Urban Dicktionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com...hp?term=Richard+Gere

Wisconsin Tickler?

Euphemism for gerbil up the arse?

You seem to have put a lot of time into the nomenclature of gerbils.

Gebins.

and so it begins.  hope it soothes the hate a bit, CJ.  the wheels are loosening...

from PFT:

It appears a member of the 49ers’ starting offensive line is in the market for a new contract.

Guard Alex Boone was not at the start of the team’s organized team activities on Tuesday and Matt Barrows of the Sacramento Bee reports that he may miss the rest of them as well. Per Barrows, Boone is unhappy with his contract and would like to sign a new one with the team.

Boone signed a four-year deal at the tail end of the 2011 season and is scheduled to make $2 million in base salary this season and $1.2 million in 2014. Boone has started every game at right guard for the 49ers the last two seasons and has performed well, but an extension may not be in the cards.

Left guard Mike Iupati, wide receiver Michael Crabtree and quarterback Colin Kaepernick are entering the final years of their deals and the 49ers took a pair of interior offensive linemen in the third round to increase their depth and options now and in the future.

Iupati is as good as gone...they cannot pay him what he will want and hang on to their other guys.

My biggest issue with the Whiners is their fan base has been hijacked with the fools that used to be associated exclusively with Raider Nation.

I work with a couple of long time Whiner fans...and they are pretty decent about it all...but there are definitely some bad apples in the bunch.

Then again no fan base is perfect.

That gene pool right there could use a little chlorine. 

chlorine is a good start, but I'd add a little napalm just to be sure

A salad wouldn't hurt that group as well.

Vernon Davis a no-show for OTA's now as well...VD wants a new contract...nevermind that turd got one two years ago.

I love it.

Tossed salad?

nevermind that turd got one two years ago.

and has two years left on that contract.  and he ain't very special either.