The wife is slacking at laundry. I haven't done it for 25 years. It'd be fun to get back into it.
Any recommendations on fabric softener? I'm thinking Downy. April Fresh or Wrinkle Guard?
How about detergent? Tide?
Dryer sheets?
Thanks in advance.
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Nothing like having your undies smell April fresh!
Tide Pods. Take two with a shot of downy. You'll be shitting spring meadows in no time.
Tide rocks since the 50's!
What are those little balls you put in the dryer to help keep thing soft?
you should get a couple of those
Pakrz testicles?
Pakrz, did you ever smell moth balls?
How did you get their tiny legs apart?
@"We"-Ka-Bong posted:What are those little balls you put in the dryer to help keep thing soft?
you should get a couple of those
My wife uses those. She puts a few drops of essential oils on them. They look like tennis balls. Tennis was brave to give them up.
Touche.
Pakrz, I recommend extra starch.
For your underwear.
Fabric softener? Detergent? Dryer sheets? Are you fukcing kidding me?!?!?!?
How 'bout get a new wife for fux sake!
Cheaper to get new fabric softener than to get rid of the old wife.
@"We"-Ka-Bong posted:What are those little balls you put in the dryer to help keep thing soft?
you should get a couple of those
My dog plays with those! 
I know. 
So was the starch recommendation.
I already tried it.
Best. Rash. Ever.
