@BrainDed posted:https://nfl5.ir/simulator has been working really well for me.
Excellent. Much appreciated.
| Alexander, CB | Shoulder | DNP | |||
| Krys Barnes, LB | Concussion | FP | |||
| AJ Dillon, RB | Back | FP | |||
| Jack Heflin, DL | Ankle | LP | |||
| Elgton Jenkins, G | Ankle | DNP | |||
| Aaron Jones, RB | Ankle | LP | |||
| Kevin King, CB | Concussion | LP | |||
| Dean Lowry, DL | Ankle | FP | |||
| Josh Myers, C/G | Finger | DNP | |||
| Chauncey Rivers, LB | Knee | LP | |||
| Isaac Yiadom, CB | Quadricep | FP |
Good to have Barnes back. Would be real nice to get Jenkins going.
@PackerHawk posted:Good to have Barnes back. Would be real nice to get Jenkins going.
Jenkins is a better tackler than Lancaster and is faster!
@Packiderm posted:Jenkins is a better tackler than Lancaster and is faster!
Didn’t he used to play defense at one time? Heck, what can’t he play on the line?
I wish we knew what the fuck is going on with Jenkins. He finished the game he was injured in but then hasn't practiced for, is it 3 weeks now?
Yeah, this is week 3 of no practice assuming he doesn't go today or tomorrow. Wonder if it was more of a high ankle sprain.
Welp, that's a new term I have not heard...
Matt LaFleur on Packers players preparing for their first noon game of the year:
— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) October 7, 2021
“They gotta wake up with their piss hot.”@RobDemovsky: “How does one get their piss hot?”
LaFleur: “It’s a mentality.”
They aren't very good?
#Packers coach Matt LaFleur said they have identified some of the problems on the field goal team and are working on getting it corrected.
— Tom Silverstein (@TomSilverstein) October 7, 2021
@GBPdaily
Elgton Jenkins is back practicing today
@packerboi posted:They aren't very good?
#Packers coach Matt LaFleur said they have identified some of the problems on the field goal team and are working on getting it corrected.
— Tom Silverstein (@TomSilverstein) October 7, 2021
Sit Tonyan, get ANYONE other than Summers out there in his place.
@YATittle posted:Sit Tonyan, get ANYONE other than Summers out there in his place.
So glad to hear they identified the problems. The rest of the world saw them weeks ago.....
@packerboi posted:They aren't very good?
#Packers coach Matt LaFleur said they have identified some of the problems on the field goal team and are working on getting it corrected.
— Tom Silverstein (@TomSilverstein) October 7, 2021
Good Lord
@packerboi posted:They aren't very good?
#Packers coach Matt LaFleur said they have identified some of the problems on the field goal team and are working on getting it corrected.
— Tom Silverstein (@TomSilverstein) October 7, 2021
Takes some master ST strategy to, you know, block a guy.
@packerboi posted:Welp, that's a new term I have not heard...
Matt LaFleur on Packers players preparing for their first noon game of the year:
— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) October 7, 2021
“They gotta wake up with their piss hot.”@RobDemovsky: “How does one get their piss hot?”
LaFleur: “It’s a mentality.”
Wouldn't want to be in that rest room. Like a nasty sauna.
I wonder if they chant that in the pre-game huddle? "IS YOUR PISS HOT!?"
Was it Jack Lambert that would piss himself just for the psychological effect?
More than a little disturbing that the FG protection apparently wasn't addressed after the SF game.
The FG protection problem is bad technique from Tonyan.
He has to focus on the inside guy while putting his arm out to limit/delay the outside guy.
At least, that's what it looks like to me.
Matt LaFleur on #Packers preparing for their first noon game: "They've got to wake up with their piss hot."
— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) October 7, 2021
So if you're keeping track at home, LaFleur wanted his players to piss clear in Jacksonville for opener, and piss hot this week in Cincinnati.
@packerboi posted:Welp, that's a new term I have not heard...
Matt LaFleur on Packers players preparing for their first noon game of the year:
— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) October 7, 2021
“They gotta wake up with their piss hot.”@RobDemovsky: “How does one get their piss hot?”
LaFleur: “It’s a mentality.”
I thought sexually transmitted diseases were frowned upon? 
@YATittle posted:Sit Tonyan, get ANYONE other than Summers out there in his place.
I don't think that's necessarily going to be the answer. Tonyan has been a willing blocker. He needs to be 100% sure of what the assignment is instead of trying to block two guys at once by splitting the difference.
They also need to eliminate the tell from the long snapper if that's really happening.
The tell is more of an issue than Bob's arm waving.
Tonyan laid Nick Bosa on his ass multiple times 2 weeks ago. He most definitely can and is willing to block. It’s much more concerning and points to poor coaching that he is standing there and seems to not know what to do.
@packerboi posted:@GBPdailyElgton Jenkins is back practicing today
I was going to say, "Shouldn't he be ankle practicing"?
So glad I didn't say that.
Put Tonyan on the bench and get Jenkins out there if he is ready.
If we lose this week MLF is 0-2 when talking urine.
@BrainDed posted:If we lose this week MLF is 0-2 when talking urine.
And pissed, too.
The Urban Dictionary is usually my “go-to” in situations such as these. I’m guessing MLF intended use of the phrase is the first below, but I could be incorrect:
Hot piss is a exclamation much like wow or cool! It can be used in a variety of ways and is quite flexible.It can be adapted for both happy and sad situations.
person 1 - Hey, guess what! I got laid last night!
Person 2 - Hot piss!!
Person 1 - My dad died last night...
Person 2 - ...Hot piss...that sucks.”
Person 2 - Hot piss!!
Person 1 - My dad died last night...
Person 2 - ...Hot piss...that sucks.”
What I don’t believe MLF was referring to, but who knows what goes on in that locker room:
The act of urinating in someone's b-hole. Most times the recipient then blows the piss onto the other in an epic golden shower.
And my personal favorite:
@PackerPatrick posted:Josh Myers did not practice today. He has a finger injury. I wonder if it’s as bad as Larry (Rock) Maccarrens?
Did they have doctors when you played?? - Mark Tauscher
I got Bengals +3
1-3 record on the year
Bengals RB status will be decided Saturday.
Myers was out again in practice. It looks from this older picture that it’s probably his snapping hand. I wonder who plays center if Myers can’t play?
#Packers coach Matt LaFleur said that C Josh Myers will not play Sunday because of a finger issue he's been dealing with. The doctors won't let him play, LaFleur said.
— Tom Silverstein (@TomSilverstein) October 8, 2021
Officially out.
Seeing quite a bit of speculation that they'll play Jenkins at center and leave Yosh at LT.
I like that better than Patrick at center.
Bummer. Just when this line started to gel with all the newbies another change on the line is immediate. Now let’s see what Steno can cook up? I wonder who is next on the plate?
“Mom, where are my football pants?”
Injury update article with speculation on who plays where.
Looks like King and Barnes are back practicing as well.
From YA's link:
CB Kevin King: He practiced fully on Friday and is now through the league’s concussion protocol. He’ll return after missing two games. And the Packers need him with Jaire Alexander unavailable.
LB Krys Barnes: Like King, he cleared the concussion protocol. He was injured against the 49ers and missed last Sunday’s win over the Steelers. His availability could limit the playtime for newcomer Jaylon Smith on Sunday.
Others removed from the injury report: RB A.J. Dillon (back), RB Aaron Jones (ankle), DL Dean Lowry (ankle), CB Isaac Yiadom (quad), DL Jack Heflin (ankle)