I thought the most wonderful time of the year was the Lexus sale.

James Jones gets a shoutout:

But that's not all. The team also stuck to their tradition of drafting wideouts too high and/or paying them too much in free agency by bringing in James Jones from the Packers, because bringing in old Packers wideouts has always worked really well for them. Jones scored three touchdowns for the Packers last season. And that was with Aaron Rodgers throwing him the ball. Eric Berry will catch more passes from Schaub this season than Jones will.

Green Bay Packers.

Great to see a replay of Shields having the game winning FG go right between his arms again. ****!!!!!!

How about some comments???

"**** whoever's responsible for all those injuries. The Scott Tolzien era of last year felt what I imagine being a Vikings fan is like. Horrible"

"If they ever lose a game the sky is falling and everyone from Ted Thompson to the waterboy should be fired"

"Our fans are so entitled that they make New York Yankees fans look like laid-back realists by comparison"

"I get caught every year in the same trap when talking football with other Wisconsin residents. I always forget that I have at best a 1 in 10 chance of not talking to a complete moron, because no matter how stacked the team has been since Ted Thompson took over, the majority of Packer fans out in the wild will find whatever weakness they can and point to it as the reason to fire everybody.

Thank God Packers stock doesn't give our fans any actual say in decision making, or else Eddie Lacy would be someplace else and the headline in Green Bay would read "Highest paid NFL RB Steven Jackson says he's still got something left in the tank"

Drew has jumped the shark on this series, but its got to be difficult to come up with enough material for 32 teams, especially as a handicapped v-fan

His Viking review is always fun. A, becasue the Vikings suck and have never won a Super Bowl. And B, he's a huge Viking fan. 

Series hasn't been as good this year, although I mostly read it for the fan comments.

Mike McCarthy sucks and we all hate him. I'm not even going to get into the fact that he hasn't put Dom Capers out of his misery; that's low-hanging fruit. I would rather trust "Ask the Coach" on Madden to be more contextually aware when it comes to play-calling than McCarthy.

 

Dafuq?

The sheer isolation of the Green Bay Area from other metropolitan areas has made an invincible echo chamber of stupid. I could go into endless examples of this, but probably the best ones would be people who still either A) think Favre was pushed out of town by Ted Thompson or B) plan to boo Favre when he comes back to retire his number.

 

If they ever lose a game the sky is falling and everyone from Ted Thompson to the waterboy should be fired.

 

Must read X4.

Truth.. Hate this. 

Imagine the most stereotypical Wisconsin resident, age 60+...now imagine the most stereotypical Wisconsin accent...

Now, picture the following person saying this phrase repeatedly for the duration of an NFL game:

"SIT DOWN! SOME OF US CAN'T SEE! WE'VE BEEN SEASON TICKET HOLDERS SINCE 1930, SHOW SOME RESPECT!"

That's what tasers are for.

Zodiac is back in the Loins edition:

I ALREADY COVERED THE CURSED HISTORY OF THE DETROIT LIONS LAST TIME AROUND BUT HOLY **** 2013 WAS A MELTDOWN OF FUKU****INGSHIMA PROPORTIONS. JESUS CHRIST THE LIONS GAVE THE DIVISION AWAY LIKE A ****ING ENTERTAINMENT CENTER ON CRAIGSLIST. AND YOUR NFC NORTH CHAMPIONS? A TEAM WITH NOT SIXTEEN NOT FIFTEEN NOT FOURTEEN NOT THIRTEEN NOT TWELVE NOT ELEVEN NOT TEN NOT ****ING NINE BUT EIGHT ****ING WINS. THINK ON THAT ****. THE LIONS HAD A MOTHER****ING ROSE PETAL PATH TO THE DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP LAID OUT WITH THE ****ING STARS ALIGNED AND SMILING DOWN: EARLY DIVISION WINS. WEAKBITCH SCHEDULE. RODGERS SIDELINED WITH A FRACTURED CLAVICLE. SMOKIN' JAY CUTLER OUT WITH A STRETCHED VAG. EVEN THE VIKINGS WERE STILL ROLLING WITH THAT ****ING POX PONDER. AND HOW DID THE DETROIT LIONS RESPOND TO SUCH A STROKE OF GOOD FORTUNE? SAME AS ALWAYS: BY ****ING THE DOG. HARD

 

OH BUT HERES THE FIX: LETS HIRE SIDELINE CORPSE JIM CALDWELL! I MEAN **** DUDE USED TO GET HIS LUNCH EATEN BY A BUNCH OF ****ING BASKETBALL SCHOOLS BUT HEY I BET THE GUY WHO GOT OWNED BY THE ****ING EAST CAROLINA PIRATES IS SURE TO TAKE US TO THE TOP! WHAT A ****ING LOSER. EVEN DRUNK DRIVINGASS COCAINE SNITCH TIM ALLEN BAGS ON THIS ****ING GUY. AND IF THAT WERENT DEPRESSING ENOUGH HEY LOOK WHOS BACK IT'S DAN ORLOVSKY. DAN "WHOOPS I JUST RAN OUT THE BACK OF THE ENDZONE LIKE A ****ING DUMBASS" ****ING ORLOVSKY. JESUS CHRIST THE BUCS MUSTVE BURIED THAT MOTHER****ER IN THE PET SEMATARY. ****ING CAMPBELL DRAGGING THIS ASSHOLE BACK INTO DETROIT LIKE HALF A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER STUCK TO HIS SHOE. "NOPE DONT NEED A NUMBER THREE HERE! ORLOVSKYS GOT IT COVERED." THAT AINT JUST A RECIPE FOR DISASTER. THATS A DINNER READY TO BE ****ING SERVED

AT LEAST WE FINALLY TOOK DAVID AKERS OUT BACK AND SHOT HIM. ****ING GUY KICKED LIKE A ****ING SABOTEUR. KERRY VON ERICH COULDVE MADE SOME OF THE FIELD GOALS THAT MOTHER****ER BRICKED

 

SUHS GOT NINE TOES OUT THE DOOR AND IM STILL SITTING HERE WEARING HIS JERSEY LIKE A ****ING IDIOT

 

AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF THAT CALIFORNIA ASSHOLE JOE FAURIA STARTS DANCING DURING A GAME THEYRE WELL ON THEIR WAY TO LOSING AGAIN IM GONNA MAKE PERSONALLY GODDAMN SURE THAT IT WAS A SMART DECISION TO DRAFT A THIRD TIGHT END*

 

*WORD IS THE LIONS SIGNED LIKE NINE MORE TIGHT ENDS SINCE I STARTED TYPING THAT SENTENCE. THE ****ING SQUAD IS 33 1/3% TIGHT ENDS AND MEANWHILE THE SECONDARY LOOKS LIKE THE ****ING 26TH TURN IN A GAME OF JENGA

 

****S AND GRINS THOUGHT ID ASK MY OLD MAN FOR SOME FUEL FOR THIS FIRE. HE STARTED QUOTING NIETZSCHE. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT MOTHER****ER KNEW HOW TO READ. ****ING LIONS

Ryan:

There are two types of Packers fans . . .

1) Those who think Brett Favre is a traitor who should be tried for war crimes, and . . .

2) Those who own Vikings jerseys with #4 on the back and want Ted Thompson burned at the stake . . .

Both are assholes.

There are also female fans who refer to either Aaron Rogers or Clay Matthews as "my husband."

Vikings just went up. I read the article and felt pretty deflated. Not as good as I would have hoped. Even the comments were a Viking rehash of the same old Viking memory lane stuff.

And just when I was about to check out, this comment happened:

"Some entrepreneurial son of a bitch bought the portion of the Metrodome material that collapsed in 2010 and stored it for a couple of years. Last year he made a deal with a company that sells 'indestructible' bags, called Duluth Packs. They converted the material into bags, and last year they ran roughly $500 for a duffel bag and $160 for a 'shell' bag.

Let's all commemorate 30 years of abject failure, heartbreak, tears, and piss by carrying around a bag that would probably collapse if any snow gets on it and crush your phone and booze. The 'shell' bag is so hideous that even Europeans won't wear it.....I bought one"

What a find!!!