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This will be a good test of the newly built offensive line. The Vikes D-Line is pretty good and they might have some crowd noise in their favor if their fans haven't sold too many of their tickets to Packers' fans.

At Lambeau, this newly built offensive line looks like it can handle just about anything. This will be the first road test with it. If they pass the test this week, it bodes well for anything they end up going up against this post-season.
Q) How do you get 100 Vikings fans in a Mini?
A) Throw in a Natty Ice

Q) How do you get them all out again?
A) Throw in a Job application

Q) What’s the difference between a Vikings fan and a coconut?
A) Ones thick and hairy, the others a coconut.

Q) How do you know when a Vikings fans driving?
A) You can hear "Oomteh-Oomteh-Oomteh-Oomteh" from 3 miles away

Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a suit?
A The accused

Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in space?
A) Well out

Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a bee-hive?
A) Buzzin'

Q) What’s wrong with putting 4 Vikings fans in a mini bus and pushing it over a cliff?
A) You can fit 18 in a mini bus

Q) If you see a Vikings fan on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A) It could be your bike

Q) 2 Vikings fans are in a car, there’s no music on, who is driving?
A) The Police

Q) 2 Vikings fans are fighting on a cliff side, both fall over the edge and die, who wins?
A) Society

Q) What do you call 20 Vikings fans at the bottom of a river?
A) Good start

Q) What do you call 100 Vikings fans at the bottom of a river?
A) A Dream

Q) What do you call all the Vikings fans at the bottom of a river?
A) A dream come true

Q) What do Vikings fans use for protection during sex?
A) A bus shelter

Q) How does a Vikings fan turn off the light after having sex?
A) He throws a brick at the lamp-post

Q) How does a Vikings fanette turn off the light after having sex?
A) She closes the car door.

Q) What do Vikings fans and slinkies have in common?
A) They're both useless, but it's fun to watch them fall down stairs

Q) What's more fun than watching a Vikings fan fall down a flight of stairs?
A) Pushing one down

Q) What’s the difference between a Vikings fanette and an orange?
A) One’s orange and pimply, the other is an orange

Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a three-bedroom house?
A) A burglar

Q) What do you say to a Vikings fan with a job?
A) “Can I have fries with that?”

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A) "Can I have fries with that?"

Q) What do you say to a Vikings fan in a suit?
A) “Will the defendant please rise”

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A) A liar

Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a job center?
A) Lost

Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a cement mixer?
A) Hard

Q) What do you call a Vikings fanette in a white tracksuit?
A) The bride

Q) What's a Vikings fan's definition of safe sex?
A) Locking the car door

Q) Why do Vikings fans always laugh at the end of their sentences?
A) To compensate for all the dropped 'h's

Q) Why is dog **** better than the Vikings?
A) At least the dog **** stops stinking after a while.

Q) How do you know if a Vikings fan has burgled your home?
A) The safe is empty and the dog is pregnant.

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A) You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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A) Granny.

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A) Dead.

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A) Graveyard.

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A) Crime scene.

Q) What do you call a Vikings fan who speaks proper English?
A) Fake.

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A) A Vikings fan.

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A) Hey mum.

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A) Stop laughing and re-load.

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A) It doesn't matter, he's still a wanker.

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pocket?
A) Guilty.

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A) "Safe"

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A) Less than a dead fish.

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A) She can run faster than her brothers!

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A) Inuinnit

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A) Pregnant

Q) What do you call a Vikings fan with 3 brain cells?
A) Gifted

Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a sweet shop?
A) Minted

Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a church
A) Holy ****
The Vikings are desperate for a win to make the playoffs and if the Packers dont play with the same intensity the Vikings will make the playoffs and the Packers will lose their first round bye.hopefully they will have more walking wounded back in uniform for this game.hold AP under 150 yards and the rest will fall into place for the Packers as long as the offensive line decides it really wants to protect AR better than last game these teams played.
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Originally posted by BILL H:
The Vikings are desperate for a win to make the playoffs and if the Packers dont play with the same intensity the Vikings will make the playoffs and the Packers will lose their first round bye.hopefully they will have more walking wounded back in uniform for this game.hold AP under 150 yards and the rest will fall into place for the Packers as long as the offensive line decides it really wants to protect AR better than last game these teams played.


I don't think we need to concern ourselves with the intensity level of the Packers on Sunday. They'll be fired up and ready to go. The best team will win that game... and be awarded a bye week.
Sure it's one game at a time, but win this Sunday is like (2) W's, with #2seed as the prize. Plus a good road, dome, loud game to tune up for the NFCCG in Atlanta.

Really liking GB's balance right now with the rushing game, and getting bodies back. It's cliche by now about momentum heading into the playoffs, and the Pack seems poised for a run. Enjoy the journey.
If you really want to get fired up for this game tune into KFAN from 9-12. That dope PA is as dumb as ever. I haven't listend to KFAN in nearly 2 years and he hasn't lost a step. He just said Matthews is basically a pass rushing specialist and that the Vikings should be able to pile up 190 yards rushing and 180 yards passing.

This is the same guy who around 2009/2010 said Rodgers was nothing more than a stat compiler and would never win when it mattered.
It would be really nice to get Wilson back for this game. In addition, Woodson coming back would give Capers a ton of flexibility to open up the playbook. I could see them bottling up the run with 9 guys and just forcing Ponder to throw.. Eventually AP will break one or two (just like Sanders used to do), but it won't be enough.

If Nelson and Green back and the OL finally settling down, I can't see the MN defense stopping the Packers much.

Key to the game for the Packers is turnovers. Avoiding them.

Key for the Vikings to have any chance is to get up early and take MM out of his game plan. I think MM has learned a lot this year. I am impressed how he has stayed with the running game for the most part and I think he now realizes that dropping back 7 and running those long passing routes is playing to the Packer's weakness (pass protection) and that patience will win him games.

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