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he should pick against the spread. more challenging/interesting. my 2 cents...
It would definately be more challenging...and most likely more interesting...but not as funny. You see I'm kind of trying to go with humor angle on the picks...and the fact that you didn't seem to recognize that points out how poorly I have done so.
quote:Originally posted by justanotherpackerfan:
It would definately be more challenging...and most likely more interesting...but not as funny. You see I'm kind of trying to go with humor angle on the picks...and the fact that you didn't seem to recognize that points out how poorly I have done so.
No it doesn't. It points out a few other things though unrelated to you japf.
Keep writing the predictions. Many people like them. I'd say 99%
quote:The Falcons lose any chance of victory when rookie quarterback Matt Ryan disappears during the 3rd quarter. He is later found playing in the Bucs big pirate ship on top of the stadium. Ryan was quoted as saying “WHEEEEEEEE”.
So you're saying that's not really a prediction?
I better call my bookie...
quote:Originally posted by Boris:quote:Originally posted by justanotherpackerfan:
It would definately be more challenging...and most likely more interesting...but not as funny. You see I'm kind of trying to go with humor angle on the picks...and the fact that you didn't seem to recognize that points out how poorly I have done so.
No it doesn't. It points out a few other things though unrelated to you japf.
Keep writing the predictions. Many people like them. I'd say 99%
Oh...I'll keep writing them. I just have to keep begging for complements...has to do with how my parents raised me. But, my therapist his helping me out a lot.
"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!"
I will try to feed your self-esteem issues jap. You are a great cure for insomnia
It's a great read. Informative, insightful, hilarious, witty, brave, clean, reverant...no wait that's something completely different.
BTW, Is there something up with posting a reply on the news page? I tried to do that but it kept telling me I had the wrong ID/password. I'm wearing my stupid cap today, so maybe it's just me.
BTW, Is there something up with posting a reply on the news page? I tried to do that but it kept telling me I had the wrong ID/password. I'm wearing my stupid cap today, so maybe it's just me.
quote:Originally posted by pacfan:
It's a great read. Informative, insightful, hilarious, witty, brave, clean, reverant...no wait that's something completely different.
BTW, Is there something up with posting a reply on the news page? I tried to do that but it kept telling me I had the wrong ID/password. I'm wearing my stupid cap today, so maybe it's just me.
The news page is a separate login. You will need to register your username by using the link provided on the new page or.....
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Yes, your timesfour account is separate from the news page (2 different types of software)
I'm counting the Houston/Baltimore game as right. I would have picked it as canceled due to Hurrican Iris...but didn't think it was in good taste....and Ike is pretty close.
pretty good read japf 
Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens 3:15
Ravens 20 Browns 16 Browns coach Romeo Crennel blames this weeks loss on the lack of concentration by his team.
[He says the major distraction the team faced this week was the Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld spent the week at the Browns facilities.]
microsoft thought so too they canceled the ads.
Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens 3:15
Ravens 20 Browns 16 Browns coach Romeo Crennel blames this weeks loss on the lack of concentration by his team.
[He says the major distraction the team faced this week was the Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld spent the week at the Browns facilities.]
microsoft thought so too they canceled the ads.
My favorite:
Good stuff, japf.
Looking forward to the next installment.
quote:From the aritcle:
Texans 23 Titans 0: It was a really nice gesture….but Jeff Fischer’s game plan of having everyone on the team go over and hug Vince Young after every play leads to multiple delay of game penalties and an outbreak of a strange rash throughout the team.
Good stuff, japf.
Truly good stuff!
quote:Earlier in the game, Al Harris intercepts a Tony Romo pass in the center of the field and returns it 35 yards to the Cowboy 20…only to have the officials rule it a catch by Terrell Owens and a TD for the Cowboys.
quote:
Now that;s funny.
In a related story, head official Ed Hochuli admitted the reason he missed that call last week was that he wasn’t really watching, he was too busy asking one of the sideline reporters if they wanted tickets to the gun show.quote:
quote:In a related story, head official Ed Hochuli admitted the reason he missed that call last week was that he wasn’t really watching, he was too busy asking one of the sideline reporters if they wanted tickets to the gun show.
Week #5 is up!
Love that "Season total"
Season total: 2.45 x 10^3-29
japf may need to explain that formula to some people that may be math deficient. Or you can take a class taught by japf.
Love that "Season total"
Season total: 2.45 x 10^3-29
japf may need to explain that formula to some people that may be math deficient. Or you can take a class taught by japf.
I enjoyed the Najeh Davenport line until japf further explained it at the end. The subtly made it more funny, imo.
You know, I thought that same thing when I put that little blurb at the end....but I figured there was enough subtle lines in the thing...that I could at least call a bit of attention to it.
You are right though.....maybe I should hire you as an editor...or a body guard.
You are right though.....maybe I should hire you as an editor...or a body guard.
I laughed so hard I groaned.
Or was it the other way around?
Enjoyment can be complicated.
Or was it the other way around?
Enjoyment can be complicated.
japf predicts!
"A cheerleader with a lisp."
"A hot dog vendor who had the mumps at age 7."
and
Pacman Jones can do no wrong. Yes the Pacman is BACK ladies & gentlemen!
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"A cheerleader with a lisp."
"A hot dog vendor who had the mumps at age 7."
and
Pacman Jones can do no wrong. Yes the Pacman is BACK ladies & gentlemen!
http://timesfour.com/home
"Viking head coach Brad Childress figures out that punter Chris Kluwe has been wearing an i-pod during practices and games for the last 3 years."
Good stuff again, japf.
Good stuff again, japf.
Texans 4 Lions 3
shouldn't the nfl pay the fans of Houston and Detroit to sit thru 3 hours of this game????
very nice read japf,
shouldn't the nfl pay the fans of Houston and Detroit to sit thru 3 hours of this game????
very nice read japf,
Nice. I pulled all me remaining money out of the 401 and bet it heavy.
Stock Market?...vs...My picks? Did you ever consider a mattress or a box in the back yard?
Dude. Stuck at the mall today, you made me laugh. Props.