Jason Pierre Paul is gonna be all right

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Looks like "The Clawbster" will be playing in a couple of weeks:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/...ear-deal-with-giants

I can't put my finger on it, but something is missing from this story....you gotta hand it to the kid for overcoming adversity.

"JASON! JASON!!! Will someone please get Jason out from under the Gatorade table!!! And sweet Roman candle who thought a pyrotechnic show was a good idea???"

 

Tom Coughlin pre-game for JPPs first game back. 

Donor.

 

Digitally enhanced? 

 

Get it. Digit-ally.... Enhanced?

 

Ive been drinking. 

It's Tuesday.

 

Why wouldn't you have been drinking?

Because it's football!!!

 

wait...

I see what you did there.

Well played Peter...

 

I've never understood the hook replacement thing. Why not something you'd put to real use. A dildo. An eraser. A Fork. 

Corkscrew?

Chainsaw?

 

I think Captain Hook, er JPP, would gladly bring that bad boy into a game. Really, it's about his only chance of getting inside leverage considering what's left of that hand.

 

Then again..

 

The Heebie Jeebies could go a long way from opposing OL wanting to engage him.

 

 

 

Oh my damn I love Sam Axe.

 

Shop smart

 

Shop, S-Mart

You can't put your finger on it because they are missing.  JSTF. 

 

Any of those are ideal tools for getting to know your mother better. 

 

 

(That is, I guess. I wouldn't know from experience, no sir!)

Plunger?

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh

 

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Mason Crosby. 20 yards. JPP holding. Good/No Good?

Better odds with Tom Dempsey kicking.