To me, it doesn't seem like it would be tampering.  AP was the one who initiated the call, and AP is the one saying, I want to play for Dallas someday.  Should Jerruh, ended the call right there, possibly, but as a GM or owner, your going to listen and talk to the superstars in the league.  

 

On a side note, I hate this new bold font.

AP needs to talk to TO about JJ.

As for AP wanting to go to Dallas, the 'queens will want to try and fleece the cowboys as revenge for the Herschel Walker ass raping that created a friggen dynasty in Dallas. 

 

Fortunately for us they're still the 'queens and the resulting clusterfukk of fail would be epic.

I think Goodell likes Jerry Jones as much as Bob Kraft.  Goodell won't nail Jones to the wall.

If Zygi makes a stink about it to the other owners and they agree with Wilfy and aren't happy with this, Jones will have trouble.

 

Zygi will just extort a few million off Jones and use it to add a Super Bowl trophy wing at the Aviary graveyard. 

This is just like the Favre (non) tampering. Nothing to see here. Move along....Move along.

Seriously. I'm highly entertained that MN's best player ever wants out, and now all their fans know it. Eff the Vikings over Dallas and JJ any day of the week.

Not exactly.  With Favre there were multiple phone calls and attempts by the Queens to get him to move. That was much worse.

Very little to this until Jones says "'Well, we’ll see what we can do, if we can make that happen,' Jones told Peterson." That's when it got everyone's attention, as it should. Jones is just dumb enough to try to make it happen as well. Of course, who wouldn't want out of MN? Peterson was an idot to sign his last contract with them. 

albeit a very well paid idot 

Comment from the Deadspin Viking 14 review:

 

"Our owner is a racketeer from New Jersey, which is the worst kind of racketeer you can be.

Half the whitebread Scandihoovian fanbase wants the best RB of his generation traded, The other half bitches because they didn't draft Johnny 8bal"

 

It's truly amazing how often you hear Viking fans kick the idea around of trading AP. It's been happening for years. And when the trade conversation starts up none of them stop each other.

 

What a ****ed up collection of morons. 

Sure, I'd trade AP. It's better to sell high than low on a running back. Problem is, he makes a ton of money for an RB, and he's getting some age on him. He's 29 with fairly high mileage and since he loves to hit, he's taken and dished a lot of hits over the years. And since he's still AP, you'd have to find someone to trade with. 

 

Minnesotans are really lovin' it as now AP piles it on after Kevin Love forced his way out of town. 

I'd trade AP in a minute. 

 

Best complimentary player in football, and could make an OK QB look better than he is.  Queens are nowhere close to that being a positive formula for them. 

JJ may very well be in a whole heap of trouble.  But he will get out of it.  Trying to make something stick with him is a little like trying to nail jello to the wall.  Besides, with him in his delusional way thinking himself to be a GM, that will be one less team for our Packers to concern themselves with. 

If nails don't work, try hot glue.

Jerry is in no trouble....the call was not initiated by him, was not even on his phone.  

 

This is nothing.

Are we talking about Dom's toupee?

I hope Jerruh continues to tamper with AP. **** the Vikings.

I hope AP continues to suffer in vikingland.

       
       
Lets get one thing clear Hank, Dom does not wear a toupee, never has and never will...it's a combover

No matter where the truth actually lies, the thing I can't figure is why AP would want to play for the Cowboys.

I understand that may be close to 'home' since he went to school at OU, but I think that would be trumped by wanting to play for a team that actually might have a chance to win the big one. And that ain't DallAss.

 

Where the hell is [catts] in this discussion?

You rang????? No, I'm not dead yet.  Hello Timmy! This is a whole lot of something about nothing.

Yes, the Dallas Cowboys are nothing.

only in your mind.

It issss aliiiiivve!!

Thanks a bunch Timmy!, you invoke her spirit back from the dark recesses of the innerwebs, then you go and have an operation leaving us to deal with it.

 

I hope your morphine drip clogs up. 

An ermine-enhanced combover.

We call it the deep Web.

Deep Web.

 

The Cowboys signed Michael Sam to their practice squad.  Has anyone reported yet on the thickness of his ankles?

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Dallas Cowboys

 

Wait, so the Cowboy's entire defense is apparently on PEDs and they still can't stop anyone?

What will happen when they are taken off them? My guess is the end zone will be as protected as Marcellus Wallace's anus.

Jealous much?

Yes, we are the team other fans love to hate. We hear about it all the time. First we're bandwagon fans, then we're fans of a team that never wins. Try and work out that logic. Anyway, they can hate on us, mock us, lob insults over our mythical blog wall all they want, because it just doesn't matter. We're still the most popular team around.

In the poll of 1,500 American sports fans 12+, administered over a 12-month period that ended in March, the Cowboys were voted the No. 1 favorite sports team, followed by the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers. The poll also reinforced the NFL’s popularity, placing seven teams in the Top 10. The New York Yankees were fourth, followed by the Denver Broncos at No. 5 and then the two-time defending NBA champion Miami Heat, who finished three spots ahead of the Los Angeles Lakers.

Of course, since Richie Whitt wrote that paragraph, he also included a Cowboys slam at the end.

Just imagine how popular the Cowboys would be if they didn’t keep finishing 8-8. Like the Kardashians, the Cowboys are much more relevant than they are talented.

Ouch, but it's actually a pretty good line.

 

LMAO!!!

The only thing keeping DAL at the top of "fan popularity" is their marketing dept. of which their disneyland stadium is a part of.  Because really, what else is there to be a fan of with that team over the last 20 30 years?

"Jason, it's Jerry. I gotta' throw some water on this bathroom story and I mean right fast. Way I see it, There's only one smoke screen big enough. I need you to launch operation shower bandit, catch my drift son???"

 

What I'm trying to say is if this bathroom story gains any traction at all I expect to see Michael Sam get a real jersey. 

confirms everything that jerruh's face tells me.  sometimes appearances tell the truth.

he looks like a creepy ol' entitled pervert, and he is.

Jerry's face is creepy, but in this particular photo the woman is not exactly trying to get away. or looking horrified. Now, what happened off-camera is up for investigation and speculation.