Jerry's Kids vs. Danny's Boys thread

Over under on DeMarco Murrays production against the Pack......200

I had my glass and a half of wine.  I'm ready.

I don't care about football anymore.

Man, look at Colt McCoy there.

 

Or....

 

I'll have you know I type quite well, Rusty.  I don't need hunt and peck, unless you give me a Soviet keyboard and ask me to type Russian. 

Well that looked like leading with the helmet. Why that's not a penalty then when it is 99 % of the other time I don't get.

Go <insert team name that is offensive to indigenous peoples>

 

Wait, that could be either team. Go team clad in red..no that wont work.

 

Beat the 'pukes! That works.

Boi.

 

Agree.

 

Looked clean live. but sure looked like helmets knocked.

Oye. Colt is bad. That was a chuck-it-up Favre impression. Ended very much like those passes of his would as well.

Well, well well.

 

Skins with some fight.

So, Jerry.   This is Mike Tiricco.  Who's that retarded boy behind you?  Does he always drool like that?  Does he clean your glasses now or just your dentures.

 

Why the fukk am I subjected to an in-game interview with the world's biggest insecure egomaniac outside of Donald Trump?

Romo down.

Referring to him as an egomaniac is acknowledging he is human.  I always thought he was a reptile.

Jerry was getting blown during that interview. 

Guys.

 

I'm not terribly "PC", but I'm pretty sure the liberal use of the word "retarded" around here is not in vogue.

 

On the other hand, I did just start a thread with the title "Jerry's Kids"

 

Carry on.

Gosh, that looked horrible for Romo.  No ill will towards him or the Cowboys players for that matter.  Hope he's OK.

I'll admit I was over the top on that.  Thought he was a blood relation.  Poor anger management.

I'm not a doc, but Romo had the look of a guy who knew something is terribly wrong.

Hate to see an injury like that. Did a small part of me wish that injury happened during the Jerry interview. You bet. 

With that line and a replacement QB in, why would take the ball out of Murray's hands.

Raises hand.

 

Me too. Just a little.

Seeing Colt McCoy's parents reminds me that all of these guys have parents who live and die with their sons.

 

Except Jerry, he was hatched.

Some players have two parents even.

Some players have met their parents. 

Trade deadline tomorrow.

 

Jones still having visions of Flynn dissecting his team last year.

 

It could happen.

H5, do you think it is for anything other than a draft pick?

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On the other hand, I did just start a thread with the title "Jerry's Kids"

Jerry's Kids were cripples, not retards.

If it were to happen, there is no telling how much Jones would give to keep this season going if Romo is out for any length of time.

 

 

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Some players have met their parents.

In 20 years, the NFL will be made up entirely of the children of Antonio Cromartie.

Goddam you Fedya, I tried not to laugh.

 

Now I'm going to Hell.

Flynn for a good ILB?

Joe Thomas cannot throw the deep ball.

And some people say I'm not funny.

Weeden>Flynn. 

 

I want to know what Jerry would give Cleveland for Johnny Bench. 

Weeden>Flynn

While accurate, that really wouldn't matter if Jerrah thought Matty gave them a better chance. 

 

 

 

 

Whatever happened to the rule about the ball carrier not being able to lead with the helmet?  That's all Morris does.