Greetings and Saluations to all of my Packer friends...
Well, Bob McGinn sure you're as devastated as Bob McGinn is about yesterday's loss. And by devastated, I mean ECSTATIC!!! Now is the perfect time to finally dismiss the long painful Mike McCarthy era and pump in some new blood. Bob McGinn's brilliant plan is to fire the entire coaching staff and hire ALL of the coaches that were laid off today, due to the economy's continued downfall and high corporate gains taxes. And the best part is, we don't HAVE to wait until training camp to see how the new regime looks...we can see for ourselves THIS SATURDAY!! These are all experienced coaches who won't need months to assimilate to the league. A few days, film sessions, and team-wide meetings are all that are needed to get this team to the Super Bowl.
So without further ado, here is my coaching line up for the 2013 playoffs...and beyond!
* Head Coach - Andy Reid (He has experience in the Super Bowl and since he coached here about 13 years ago, he should know the playbook)
* Offensive Coordinator/Quarterback's - Chan Gailey (Again, he has experience winning the Humanitarin Bowl. Close enough to the Super Bowl IBMCG'SHO)
* Quarterback's/Wide Receiver's Coach - Norv Turner (Philip Rivers has a unique throwing motion, and it'd be cool to see Rodgers take it for himself)
* Running Back's Coach- Pat Shurmur (Uncle Fritz was part of the Super Bowl XXXI team, I bet he told him some of the really important plays)
* Offensive Line Coach - Tony Sporano (The Wildcat offensive line. No one will see it coming!)
* Tight End's Coach - Ken Whisenhunt (He probably learned a lot from losing the Super Bowl. He now knows what not to do.)
* Defensive Coordinator/Backs Coach - Lovie Smith (Just have him change his goal from beating the Packers to beating the Vikings. Also, he's not Dom Capers. That alone is a bonus)
* Defensive Line Coach - Romeo Crennel (He has the blueprint to beat the Packers. If they hire him, the Packers will never lose again!!!)
* Linebackers Coach - Dave Wannstedt (I've always had a mancrush on the porn stache. I can't tell a lie.)
* Special Teams - Andy Reid again. (Save some money)
If Ted Thompson doesn't agree to this, he should go too. Mike Tannebaum is available, and man can he build a winner.
Enjoy the New Year everyone, and God Bless the Green Bay Packers*
*only if they follow my suggestions
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