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In recent weeks, i.e., the Viking game, this approach worked best.

Pack will be blown out by the Kitties, with Stafford and Megatron combining for elenty jillion yards, Lions up 35-0 at the half and Pack losing 52-9, three Crosby field goals all from 55 yards plus. Rodgers refuses to come out of the locker room before the game unless Adams applies a gallon of Stickum to his hands. Tolzien continually gets the team to the red zone where James Jones drops TD pass after TD pass and Lacy fumbles twice at the one.

MM press conference: "We're gonna get that fixed."

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Bust across the lake in a jet.  Land.  Go to Ford Field in a bus.  No headphones allowed on the way.  No cell phones either.  

Point at the football.  Say, "Run with this thing."  Also say, "If it comes to you in the air, catch it."

Tell the defense all 11 need to bring full intensity every play or they will come out of the game.

Back on the bus, tell them they can have their cell phones and headphones back.

Pack 27

Loins 23

Janis fumbles the opening kickoff and Megatron scores 1 play later.  That is how the game will go, turnovers, penalities, Stafford goes off for 400 yards, and whoever is running the ball for the Lions goes for 160 and 2 touchdowns.

Because I can never ever turn off a Packers game I will cuss myself for staying up until almost midnight watching this game because I have to be at work by 630.

Lions 38 Packers 17 and it feel a whole lot worse.

Hungry5 posted:

Bloody Mary's, lots of them.

Quarless will play and have an impact... run blocking and RZ targets.

 

Q hasn't been activated off the IR-DFR so I guess we don't see him until the DAL game.

The game ends tied.  AR is so mad he pulls out his checkbook and asks the refs how much for one point.  The Pack wins 29-28.

In an unrelated story, O. Munn breaks up with AR saying something about AR would bring nothing (monetarily) to a potential marriage. 

Pikes Peak posted:
Pikes Peak posted:

Too many nattering nabobs of negativism in here......Pack somehow pulls it out.

Yup, on the plus side, McCarthy and his staff saved their jobs tonight.  Good thing the triple N's couldn't fire them at halftime. 

Pistol GB posted:

Bust across the lake in a jet.  Land.  Go to Ford Field in a bus.  No headphones allowed on the way.  No cell phones either.  

Point at the football.  Say, "Run with this thing."  Also say, "If it comes to you in the air, catch it."

Tell the defense all 11 need to bring full intensity every play or they will come out of the game.

Back on the bus, tell them they can have their cell phones and headphones back.

Pack 27

Loins 23

Got the score right. Ha ha! 

Should have said, "If it comes to you out of the sky catch it."

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