Last Minute Jerruh's Team Predictions

Not good enough on either side of the ball.

Packers 20

Cowboys 38

Flynn against a crappy defense or Romo against a crappy defense.... Hmmmm.

I'll take the Cowboys by 10. 

If the D holds Dallas to 20 points, I'll personally pick Dom up at the airport and then wash that thing on his head.

are you talking about Mikhail Gorbachev

Since Mikes trickerration regarding who will be playing QB caused Dallas to waste countless hours of precious D planning time I have a feeling that the Green and Gold will pull out a squeaker......P   24     C  23.

Pikes - You don't have to be so "PC".

I was going to suggest that MM onside kick it every time.  Then I remembered you mostly only get to kick off when your team scores.

This sounds exactly right to me...so I've decided to quote it verbatim.

Part of me actually likes Ratpack's (I think)facetious suggestion to bring Tolzien out there. They would not be expecting a QB that can throw a deep ball...they could probably get a cheap score right off the bat.

Of course this is real life NFL football, and not Madden on the Xbox, but it still would be cool to see something off the wall like that.

I don't have a good feeling about this one. I think it might be kind of Thanksgiving-esque.

Cowboys - 33

Packers - 17

For the record I was serious.  Another idea I had was sending Flynn and Tolzien both into the huddle on the second series.  Line Flynn up as the QB and Tolzien at WR running motion towards the QB.  Flynn pitches the ball to Tolzien who then actually throws it over 30 yds.  The next play run the same set, motion, fake the pitch and roll Flynn to the right and have him look hard for Quarless dragging across the middle.

Dagger!!!

At half time MM could play What the Fox Says while Capers has to wear a Fox tail instead of his indoor/outdoor rug. 

I'm liking this thread but it's obvious to me that I'm far too sober to chime in yet...  I'll start work on that right now.

I'm starting all Cowboys in Fantasy Football

Romo has 3 turnovers and Packers win in a close one.

Pack 27 boys 24

Dallas 44-24

Thanksgiving day redux.

we get some garbage time scores

Cowboys 37 Packers 17

MM, DC and the crack medical staff gets fired. TT resigns

Cowboys defense was embarrassed on MNF and then called out by the owner and pretty much every sportswriter and announcer in the country.  This does not bode well for us.

Cowboys 37

Pack 13

33-30 Packers.

The problem with you all is that you must be sipping girly drinks with your little pinkies up in the air.  If you drink the manly IPAs, you would easily come to the prediction that the Packers will win by 10 and that I will have to eat some crow for my comments regarding noodle arm Flynn, who I also think sips girly drinks.

Cheers! 

And you get ass raped by a water buffalo.  Your fantasy is complete.

Crosby kicks 7 field goals, Pack 21-20!

I think it's pretty cool Dom named his toupee after Gorbachev.  I happen to have a gray pube named Gorbachev.

The Packers are going to need a Romo turnover special and the defense's best effort of the year to win this one. It's not like they're playing the Seahawks in Seattle, the Cowboys still do kinda suck, so I'd say the Packers at least have a chance in this one.

Flynn three TD passes (Nelson, Lacey, Quarless) and Lacey gets another rushing. Pack wins 34-24.

My Cows 31 your Packers 27

IT IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the Packers don't have a pass rush, Romo will have a big day.  Witten and Bryant will be open forever.  Clay and company need to bring it.

Henry you still disagree with my prediction? You might as well go out to the barn with your sheep. This game and season is ovah

Numb-nuts here has been predicting the end of the world since 1924----eventually you're going to be right.

Gebins.

Pikes Peak and Barkin Pumpkin each with a 1 point Packer win prediction.

Jerruh has to freak even more than he already is.

Flynn three TD passes (Nelson, Lacey, Quarless) and Lacey gets another rushing. Pack wins 34-24.

I apologize for shorting Flynn one TD pass (the one to Starks, though I had Nelson and Q) and not getting the score right.

Your Cows played like cows in the 2nd half.  Your coach coached like a cow in the 2nd half too.

I would say Garrett coached like a calf who got run over by the herd. Garrett was his own team's worst enemy today.

About time this assclown gets kicked to the curb... 

Yah. NOBODY talks to our Henry that way.

Henry would talk to Henry a LOT worse!!!

How does it feel to be wrong?