How proud Johnny Boy must be...what a fine man you've raised
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You'd think he would have inherited some of his dad's horse sense.
*CRICKETS*
Terrell Davis must be involved. Elway's can't beat people without help.
"ANYONE"
Seems Little Elway is a dick.
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Not if he's a gelding.
I'll show myself out...
Until now, I didn't know that John Elway had a son.
Nice first impression dickhead!
Seems Little Elway is a dick.
Big Elway was a dick too, the way he gave the Colts the finger over the draft.
Big Elway was a dick too, the way he gave the Colts the finger over the draft.
Originally Posted by Orlando Wolf:
He certainly has balls.
If "he" is Elway, what he does have is money. His kid will be well taken care of.
If Elway Sr. had spent some time earlier in his career learning what he knew at the end, he might have been in another SB or two. But that is the plight of many a player.
Originally Posted by Fedya:
Seems Little Elway is a dick.
Big Elway was a dick too, the way he gave the Colts the finger over the draft.
Big Elway was a dick too, the way he gave the Colts the finger over the draft.
Disagree. All Elway said is that if the Colts drafted him, he'd go play baseball. Elway had another option and he used it to his advantage. Most players don't have options b/c the NFL is it for them. Bo Jackson did the exact same thing.
Bruce Clark exercised his Canadian option, originating the game of "Dick or Canadian".
I see a definite connection here between what happened and Elway as a Dad. Some valid points.
He should never have entered the draft then. He knew who was gonna draft him
I don't blame him for not wanting to play for the Dolts and their asshole owner Irsay and their asshole coach Frank Kush. Not to mention everybody and their sister knew the Dolts were getting ready to bolt town.
Horseface made the right call.
To be a player, coach, or front office person in the NFL is a time-consuming endeavor. Look at what happened to the kids of Andy Reid or Joe Philbin.
Being a dick and putting your hands on a woman are two different things.
Yes, Horseface has always seemed like an ass...but to my knowledge, he never had any domestic altercations.
His son has crossed that Rubicon, and as such, needs to have his over privileged ass whipped within an inch of his life.
"as she helicoptored in the air, he yelled 'This ones for John!'"
Originally Posted by PackFoo:
Being a dick and putting your hands on a woman are two different things.
Yes, Horseface has always seemed like an ass...but to my knowledge, he never had any domestic altercations.
His son has crossed that Rubicon, and as such, needs to have his over privileged ass whipped within an inch of his life.
Pfft.. Everybody wants equal rights until an ass whipping comes knocking.
Originally Posted by Goalline:
An ass kicking is a right?
A privelige.
Originally Posted by Pakrz:
Originally Posted by PackFoo:
Being a dick and putting your hands on a woman are two different things.
Yes, Horseface has always seemed like an ass...but to my knowledge, he never had any domestic altercations.
His son has crossed that Rubicon, and as such, needs to have his over privileged ass whipped within an inch of his life.
Pfft.. Everybody wants equal rights until an ass whipping comes knocking.
Even rapists.
Every time I see the title of this thread I imagine Elway's penis getting arrested.
Originally Posted by Goalline:
Every time I see the title of this thread I imagine Elway's penis.
Originally Posted by Shoeless Joe:
Originally Posted by Goalline:
Every time I see the title of this thread I imagine Elway's penis.
I think you are focusing too hard on Elway's rooster. I guess I did imagine them in handcuffs.
Every time I see the title of this thread I think it's about time one of those Elway sons a bitches was brought to justice.
Well they do live in Colorado.
Oh you meant rocks, my bad.
So you used rocks to replace stones? Apparently, you don't live in Iowa.
I admirably get an erection when I watch Gladiator.