Skip to main content

Replies sorted oldest to newest

Lambeau Caviar

1 tsp salt
Β½ tsp pepper
1 Tbs. water
ΒΌ cup oil
1 cup sugar
ΒΎ cup apple cider vinegar

Cool. Set aside.

Drain and combine in a large bowl;
1 can black eyed peas
1 can pinto beans
1 can black beans
1 small jar pimento
1 can shoe peg corn
1 red onion, chopped
1 small green bell pepper, chopped
1 (or 2) chopped jalapeΓ±o (or small can of green chilies if you’re wimpy)
Hot sauce to taste

Combine with cooled (vinegar/sugar) liquid in refrigerator for 2 to 3 hours.

After a few hours, drain off excess liquid and serve with tortilla chips.  Eat a shit-ton until you shit a ton.  

Viking Stew

10 cups of water

1lb salted cod. 

2 cups playoff tears  

Heat first 2 ingredients for 6 months then add playoff tears in January and let come to a steady simmer. Skim off residual scum. Pour everything down the drain. Tell everyone it should have been great. Wait for free agency. Rinse pot and repeat. 

* Credit from Julia Child’s book. β€œThe Vikings Suck” 

Italian Patty Melts. 
 
Heat oven to 375 degrees
 
12 oz pitted green olives.
2 tbsp olive oil
1 rbsp red wine vinegar
Dried oregano
fresh lemon juice (always have this on hand)
2 cloves of garlic
red pepper flakes. 
12 ciabatta rolls. Split
genoa salami. 
Proscuitto 
cured coppa
Rinsed arugula. 
Jar of fire roasted red bell peppers. 
12 slices Provolone. 
 
Take the first 7 and spin them in a food processor or crush them together in a bowl to make a paste. 
 
Lay the bottoms of 12 split ciabatta rolls out on a sheet pan and split the olive mixture between them. Then. In order on top of the olive paste.  Proscuitto, salami, coppa, provolone. 
 
Bake in oven for 8 minutes. 
 
Remove from oven and layer arugala on top of the melted provolone. Split fire roasted red bell peppers between the 12 sandwiches. Place ciabatta tops on each sandwich. Loosely cover with foil and return to oven for 10 minutes. 
 
Remove from oven and press down all 12 sandwiches and let sit for 15 minutes. 
 
 

A Viking Fish Boil ………

First, find a fish that sucks.  Just match the fish with the following picture.

Fish That Suck

Second, add some relics from the Viking ship poop deck for flavor.  See the following diagram.

Viking ship with text

   Can’t find a Viking ship?  No problem, just add some crap from a Viking fan. 

Third, add the first 2 ingredients to some pre-salted Atlantic Ocean water.  After all, plenty of Viking have had to drink it.  Bring to a boil – like a first time Viking fan who is watching his team fad like a bad paint job in the 2nd half of any Viking season.  Then throw more fish liver oil, seal oil, or whale oil on the fire to ensure it boils over – like a Viking fan watching his team flame out in the playoffs one more time.  Serve with wild greens and dried (up) fruit. 

The resulting meal won’t look good, taste good, or make you feel good.  But you will be full of it – like some Viking fans. 

Attachments

Images (2)
  • Fish That Suck
  • Viking ship with text

Add Reply

×
×
×
×
Link copied to your clipboard.
×