Longest you've gone without a shower...

I think I may have just emerged having washed off almost 3ish weeks worth of...shmegma?

I'm married, though, so no real harm done, right?

I've gone 53 years without a golden shower.

Not judging, just sayin'

I enjoyed this thread...and found it very believable until keel chimed in.

Why the hell do I post here again? 53 years without a golden shower? Ridiculous.

I'm calling BS on Kiel's post. No way he escaped UWM without pissing himself at least once while drunk. Also, a likely freshman hazing for the soccer club.

Goalline, to answer your question. You fill ICs need for my black friend.

Raises hand,

Lito Zabala used to piss on Freshman soccer players in the shower.

I "might" have taken a shower as a Freshman, but my eyes were closed.

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And your mouth open.

H5, I have this dream of IC in Compton. He is everyone's new white friend. Ooh, ooh, that would make a great sitcom.