Merry Christmas

 

Masturbating with intensity apolitically.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery, hoophead.

 

I hope every x4 member is enjoying the Merriest Christmas/a Happy Holiday season.

 

Let's not be obscene. You're "frosting the cookies"

Holidays and all.

O.K.

It's more than okay. 

Is the widdle blue heart a harmless virus?

Fear is cryptic.

Stupid sure isn't though.

Merry Christmas and blessings to all x4'ers and your loved ones - especially you, Hoopster!

 Are you Whacked out yet Hankster?

whaddayou mean...."yet" ???

 

 

Hank's a little bit testy since ChanHannukkahah has been over for a while...so now he's having his own "war on Christmas"....love ya, Hank!   Happy Holidays..

 

Is love you also Hank. Happy Holidays

 

Let's flesh out this statement a little more.

 

1) You think I'm Jewish

2) Jews are attacking Christmas

 

Please elaborate more on this you halfwit.  Choose your words carefully.

I didn't know you were Asian.

 

People are hurtful toward our savior....some do not even have the decency to treat him well on Sundays or Christmas

 

I'm the Sammy Davis Jr of Asians.  Off to poison more wells.

 

Zoroaster gets his Tuesdays and Xenu gets it every other Wednesday.  I draw Mohammed/Ziggy cartoons on Saturday.

We need to always remember this, especially in this time of the year.

 

Jesus Saves.

 

I lost a lot last year on that Mayan scam.  But I still throw some chips every Sunday.  Anybody get took on that Cruisentology pyramid?

Is this thread still intensely apolitical? 

 

Now it is.

 

Apolitical.

 

According to the Freewood Post- Washington D.C -after the taping of Dec. 19th’s program, believing her microphone was off,-when asked by one of the program’s panelist- democratic strategist Bernard Whitman to clarify her statement; Kelly said: “Look, every significant historical figure has been white.”  Whitman pointed out historical figures of color- (Rosa Park, MLK, Gandhi, Mandela, etc.)  -  Kelly’s response: “They are not significant.” Whitman stormed off the set.

 

The devil buried dinosaur bones underground to confuse us. 

Free Wood Post is good satire.  Not quite Onion good, but pretty good.

        Why is Ashton Kutcher crushing a giant saltine?

 

I've been satirized.  You think I would've picked that up being a snarky jew.  Off to kidnap white babies!

crap...that's right, Hank... I forgot from your sext that you aren't circumcised...let me know when the Bris is scheduled.

 

My fellow Jewy Jew being all uberjew.

 

 

That was a picture of a kielbasa so you would quit asking me for cock shots.  Did you enjoy your Christmas gift "Foot Tap secrets to Tap that Ass"?

Merry Christmas

 

Don't be ashamed of your foreskin Hank. alot of women appreciate the extra tool.  Peace be with you.

I'm of the age where the Yid peel was for hygiene.  Been paying dividends ever since.  Can't be part of the tribe without flashing some mushroom cap.

from an earlier poster:

Hank, is this your front yard?

sure looks like a lot of hygiene....

my apologies, Hank....in a different thread you had written:  "...being the Yid that I am..."  So, I had assumed that you meant you were Jewish.

 

Cuddling is now allowed on x4?

 

Well FFS.

 

More like MaHOTma Gandhi am I right?

Gandhi was Hindu but solid reach on the joke.  Plus let's drag all the religions into this.  Stupid Taoists and whatever they do to mock Whitemas.

If they want to barbecue themselves....