"So, open the door, I'm a loser baby." Beck
"I can smell the pizza burnin'" Rolling Stones
"My blood run cold, my anus is the center hole." J Geils Band
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"Danny and the Jets"
---my brother came home from high school reporting a friend had been singing this.
of course, there's the old classic Springsteen written and Manfred Mann performed "Blinded By the Light lyric:
"......wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night...."
http://ondeafears.com/2008/08/...-up-like-douche-wtf/
Did not know the Boss wrote that one
(Of course) "'Scuze me while I kiss this guy". Jimi
"Have you ever seen Lorraine?" CCR
"Hit me in my wet spot" Pat Benatar
"Someone shaved my wife tonight" Sir Reginald
Hold me closer tony danza - Elton
Benny and Jeanette's - Elton. this was actually the name of a bar down the road from where I grew up, so an honest mistake in the 70's.
you might as well face it, you're a dickhead in love - R. Palmer
this tainted love you've given, I give you all a boy could give you, pack my bags and slap my fanny, OH - soft cell
You're Hakeem Olajuwon. - Chicago, "Hard For Me To Say I'm Sorry"
"Doo Doo Doo shootin' out my back door..." CCR
"It's something unpredictable. And Indians is white. I hope you you had the time of your life" - Green Day Good Riddance
"How's about a date" - Billy Idol Eyes without a face
"Xcdfrey sdogtyty grilpo ????? ad courageous" - Nirvana Smells like teen spirit
"See that girl, watch that scene, I hate the Vikings" Chillijon The Vikings Suck.
