MJD Arrested. Keyshawn vs Bieber

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Jacksonville Jaguars running back Maurice Jones-Drew has been charged with battery after allegedly KO'ing a security guard at the Conch House in St. Augustine, FL ... TMZ has learned.

According to the police report obtained by TMZ, MJD is accused of striking the security guard with a closed fist on the guard's left cheek, knocking him out.

According to cops, the punch was intentional.

The incident went down during "Reggae Sundays" at the the Conch House restaurant on May 26.

According to the police report, witnesses say ... MJD's buddy was told by security to stop touching a young female. The buddy allegedly "slapped" the security guard on his chest ... and a melee ensued.

The security guard reportedly put MJD's friend in a headlock to stop the fight ... and that's when MJD stepped in and clocked the guard.

After the incident, the security guard spoke with police -- and cops noted that the guy's jaw was "swollen a great deal and had a large lump on his jaw bone."

The security guard was hospitalized after the incident -- and doctors found contusions and a bone bruise, but no broken bones.

Story developing ...

Jag's having about as much good fortune as the Browns.

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Keyshawn Johnson chased down a speeding Justin Bieber this weekend -- and tried to confront the singer about his dangerous driving habits -- but JB ran away like a scared little child ... eyewitnesses tell TMZ.

Sources tell us ... Keyshawn -- a former NFL superstar -- had just left a party Sunday night inside of his exclusive gated community in Calabasas (with his child in the car), when Bieber zoomed by in his Ferrari at breakneck speeds.

We're told Keyshawn was furious -- feeling Justin could've killed someone -- so he brought his kid home, then chased after the singer in his Prius (yes, a Prius chasing a Ferrari).

When KJ got to Bieber's pad -- he blocked Justin's Ferrari in the driveway and got out of his car to confront Justin face-to-face ... but Justin ran inside of his house and refused to come out.

FYI -- Keyshawn is 6'4", 212 lbs ... Justin's about 5'7", 110 lbs (soaking wet).

Not a huge KeyShawn fan but woulda paid money to see him flatten Bieber with a fart.

5/28/1312:21 PM

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"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

Is Coach OK?

5/28/1312:33 PM

GBFanForLifeLarge Member

Must have been a height challenged security guard.

5/28/131:06 PM

Grave DiggerMember

Why is Key feuding with a teenage girl?

5/28/131:46 PM

Shoeless JoeMember

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Originally posted by Grave Digger:
Why is Key feuding with a ~~teenage girl~~ lesbian?

ftfy in keeping with the current direction of this board.

5/28/131:48 PM

MaynardPathetic, an embarrassment to true Packer fans

He's an artist. He's just expressing himself in that Ferrari.

5/28/131:49 PM

TdogProspective Member

and now fellow neighborhood resident Eric Dickerson wants wittle beebie to slow down too. what? no cops in gated communities?

5/28/132:05 PM

FandameMember

Good for Keyshawn. Point out to the idots of the world that they are acting like idots and can hurt others when behind the wheel. Would have loved to see that confrontation...

5/28/133:34 PM

BorisPerson Man Camera Dildo Shop - NFLFU®

Bieber...what a rebel! No wonder all the girls like him. He's such a bad boy speeding in his Ferrari!

5/28/133:36 PM

GBFanForLifeLarge Member

He is lucky Plaxico doesn't live nearby.

5/28/133:37 PM

HenryYou rang?

He would've shot himself in the leg and bled on his Ferrari?

5/28/133:57 PM

packerboiI lick rainbows

Wanna be the Bieb's neighbor?:

Currently for sale in Bieberland

Get's better:

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Justin Bieber is hell on wheels, and not just in his Ferrari -- neighbors tell us they saw him over the long weekend riding a Segway and smoking a joint ... smack in front of neighborhood kids.

Multiple neighbors in the exclusive, gated Calabasas community say Bieber and his friends have turned the neighborhood upside down. We're told they've called cops twice in the last five days over excruciatingly loud noise coming from Bieber's house where parties were going full-bore at 3 AM.

Neighbors tell us Justin has been a real problem in his Ferrari and on his motorcycle. Aside from the incident Monday night when he was allegedly roaring through the neighborhood, we're told Justin frequently drives recklessly. Residents say Justin almost struck a neighbor pulling out of his driveway Sunday.

As for the Segway incident, neighbors say on Sunday Justin was riding side by side with a buddy, who was also smoking a joint on his Segway.

Neighbors tell us the homeowner's board is planning on taking action -- for starters, they've talked to cops who promise they will begin towing vehicles that are left on the street overnight -- a frequent occurrence when Bieber or his friends throw parties.

Apparently many an NBA/NFL player live in that same 'hood.

WWBKD? (What say you Blair)

5/28/134:16 PM

Tavis SmileyMember

AP would have congratulated him on his need for speed.

5/28/134:17 PM

TdogProspective Member

if I had all that money I'd be living deep in a 300 acre forest like a king. and I'd party for 3 days straight if I wanted to and, get this, nobody would care because nobody would know!

5/28/134:33 PM

BorisPerson Man Camera Dildo Shop - NFLFU®

Yer smert!

5/28/134:38 PM

GoallineLarge Antenna

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Originally posted by Tdog:
and now fellow neighborhood resident Eric Dickerson wants wittle beebie to slow down too. what? no cops in gated communities?

Please PM BK directly. This is a Packers forum, not a gated community forum.

5/28/134:53 PM

GoallineLarge Antenna

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Originally posted by Henry:
He would've shot himself in the leg and bled on his Ferrari?

That'll teach him.

5/28/134:54 PM

H5Keyboard Warrior, troll hunter

He's what, 20 years old? Has a butt load of money and he is partying all night long... oh the horror.

I don't condone or excuse the behavior, but I understand it. He'll likely be on a reality show with some porn skank in about 5 years.

5/28/135:21 PM

packerboiI lick rainbows

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Originally posted by Tdog:
if I had all that money I'd be living deep in a 300 acre forest like a king. and I'd party for 3 days straight if I wanted to and, get this, nobody would care because nobody would know!

This. No schit. Dude's 19 hanging with probably 17-24 year olds. Get yo' self a pad spread over 300 acres and several guards named Bubba/Goober at the entrance. Then do whatever the hell you want.

5/28/135:32 PM

Grave DiggerMember

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Originally posted by Hungry5:
He's what, 20 years old? Has a butt load of money and he is partying all night long... oh the horror.

I don't condone or excuse the behavior, but I understand it. He'll likely be on a reality show with some porn skank in about 5 years.

I agree with you, but he needs to control himself when he's driving. The house parties aren't an uncommon thing for that neighborhood I'm sure, but he's going to hurt himself and/or a neighbor one day driving around like a maniac. If I was Keyshawn and I had kids to protect I would be pissed at some idiot kid zooming around my neighborhood.

5/28/135:46 PM