why the Cowboys suck, just in case anyone's forgotten.
1. They're NOT "America's Team!"
2. They have skinny ankles.
3. Troy Aikman and Hulk Hogan's "acting" in the Rent-a-center tv ads. Beyond bad. I could vomit just thinking of them.
4. Emmitt Smith's "acting" in the Just For Men hair coloring spots. The FCC should just banish "Just for Men" spots. I could easily judge them as obscene and thus could justify them not being broadcast.
Care to add any of your own? Please do.