NFL Draft drinking game

Someones gonna get alcohol poisoning.

How about "He has off the field issues".

shotgun your beer when they say El Ka Bongs' all time favorite phrase

" bloodlines"

( Casey Mathews, Cameron Heyward, Stefan Wisniewski)

sip your beer (cuz otherwise you'll never see the 5th pick) everytime "at a high level" is used.

Down a Shot of Jack:

Great measurables
Workout Warrior
His body still has to develop (or fill out)
He is a reach
Motor that never stops running

Oh, cripes, this would probably embalm most viewers.

BoilerMaker everytime HelmetHair and McShay disagree.

Chilled Patron for "smooth skin".

Cement Mixer when Berman announces the pick before the commish

Kamikaze's when ESPN goes to commercial just at the Pack are on the clock.

Drink a Mai Tai any time a player from the University of Hawaii, or a player of Samoan heritage is picked.

Drink two if the player in question qualifies on both accounts.

2 drinks every time Mike Mayock gets a pick wrong on his 'mother-of-all-mock-drafts' mock draft.

Slam an entire pitcher of beer every time BSPN breaks away to a commercial when GB is on the clock.

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Originally posted by El-Ka-Bong:
Kamikaze's when ESPN goes to commercial just at the Pack are on the clock.

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Originally posted by JJSD:
Slam an entire pitcher of beer every time BSPN breaks away to a commercial when GB is on the clock.

You already know this, but NFL network's coverage is available as well.

When you're at the draft, they give you an ear piece so you can switch back and forth between the two broadcasts.

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Originally posted by JJSD:
Slam an entire pitcher of beer every time BSPN breaks away to a commercial when GB is on the clock.

So ewe mean no slamming pitchers tonight.

Looking to move up.
Looking to move down.
Value pick.

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Originally posted by RatPack:

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Originally posted by JJSD:
Slam an entire pitcher of beer every time BSPN breaks away to a commercial when GB is on the clock.

So ewe mean no slamming pitchers tonight.

Nah. Save it for tomorrow. I'll watch the draft scroll along the bottom of the screen or on the compoohter while watching Canucks/Predators game 1. I'll take actual sports action over football C-SPAN every day of the week.

"Upside" is sitting at the bar mocking your pedestrian buzzwords.

"Upside" would kill all of you.

What about 'short area quickness' or 'plays well in space'?

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3 drinks-

If Brett Favre is mentioned

I just heard TOG in the song on BSPN 6 times! Sending out for another gallon of MD Concord.

I always suspected that you were all class.

Every time you hear "you can't teach that"
He has the "measurables or brings those intangibles"
He's just a "player"

Movement skills seems to be the Mayock term of the day

Drink every time Gruden says "I like this pick" or "I like this guy".

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Drink every time Gruden says "I like this pick" or "I like this guy

now that's just sadistic!

THIS GUY... = BAC of .6

drink anytime a white guy is drafted and someone says "good motor", "hard worker" or "blue collar guy".

Damn Wine dehydrated me.

Are we drinking tonight?

Yes.

Miller lite, 60's formula Schlitz, and a Bombay Sapphire martini.

Fine I'm in but I get to mute whenever Chucky talks.

Bombay Sapphire oh snap

Take a swig:

-"he's a tough guy"
-everytime Berman says "the Oakland Raiiduhs"
-"that guy is a value at XXX pick"

I'll be tanked by the 3rd round

Dale's Pale Ale!!

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Kamikaze's when ESPN goes to commercial just at the Pack are on the clock.

How do you make a Kamikaze with Mogen David Concord?

You trade it to the wino next to you for his vodka and shoplift some Rose's lime.

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Miller lite, 60's formula Schlitz, and a Bombay Sapphire martini.

Ready to drink.

One drink for any reference to Helmet Hair's best player available board.

1 drink for "I'm excited ..." during interview with the draftees.

Shotgun a beer (difficult if using bottles) if a reporter asks McCarthy about Loomis' taping incident in NO.

1 Shot when a player hugs the commish. Drain the bottle if there is a smooch or a fanny grab.

1 drink for the shot where the draftee is holding the cell phone to his right ear with his right hand and closing his left ear with his left index finger.

Shot of Nutliquor vodka everytime Kiper Jr uses "End, impact, thick, length".

Vomit if he uses them all in one sentence.

"Instant Replay"

Back to Back shots. Pick your poison.

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Shot of Nutliquor vodka

had to look it up... laughed out loud every time I said the name out loud to a coworker. I can see it now... I'm at the tavern, I see a hottie, I saunter over and James Bond-like ask her, "Excuse me, miss. Care to join me for a Nutliquor?"

Irish Car Bomb every time Mayock says "Good in a phone booth".

Unsupported keg stands for when a long haired linebacker gets compared to CM3.