I'd hunker down and not budge for 25 solid minutes of AC/DC (get well Malcom)

 

Beyond that I'd be good with 20 midgets in clown suits playing soccer with a beach ball and both goalies mic'd up singing Short People. 

Couple things-

Bands wouldn't be paying anyone- their labels will. Then it becomes an advertisement for their acts- and rest assured eventually someone would pay. All it takes is one trying to make a name. Eventually, someone blinks.

And second, I wish I still had my Scooby Doo boxers... I miss them.

The labels will figure out a way to screw over the bands.

If not, then it's the fans who pay.

HILARIOUS! 

If the amount of penalties in the preseason are any indication of the future of "THE PRODUCT" then they're going to start having to PAY THE FANS to watch this crap. 

Lets all chip in and get a college marching band. Better yet, a Lingerie Football League scrimmage, shirts vs. skins.

There was an online petition for Weird Al to play.  I'd watch that.  He would be perfect.

I would so love to see the $40 million option...

I like the $40 million offer. Force those fat slobs to play futbol.

Open mic night.

Open Mic- Dr. Pepper

no.

 

WET T-shirts  vs.  skins

I'm 66 yrs old, never missed a SB, never seen a half time show and precious few of their over hyped commercials.  From what I hear I have not missed much.

 

As any red blooded American knows these breaks are for the following, restroom (thanks Mr Crapper), refrigerator (thanks Misters Von Platen and Munters) and lastly thanks to whomever invented the clicker, the most valuable tool we have.  Use it.

You left out online porn. Who invented that?

 

TOG ?

 

Obama invented online porn

 

Thanks Obama!

As with all internet related inventions, the answer is Al Gore.

 

Tipper was not on board with that.

Strange.  I always assumed "Tipper" was her professional name.

 

John: Say bartender, whose that ugly stripper on stage?

Bartender: Tipper

John: Really? Do I have to?!

She was too busy fighting the evils of video games to notice.

And Heavy Metal.  C*nt.

 

Though on the bright side, the label did help to find the best albums to look for!

Katy Perry: "I can assure you that nothing in my performance will be deflated."

 

Katy Perry: "Gronkowski? Who's that?"

 

 

 

I heard she's going to be changing costumes quite a bit during the halftime show.

 

At 1 online betting establishment, you can bet if Katy Perry will show cleavage (-500) or not (+350)

 

Seems like an easy C-note if you want to risk $500

Marijuana Dispensary Rolling 12,000 Joints to Prep for Seahawks in Super Bowl

http://bleacherreport.com/arti...amp;utm_campaign=nfl

Do the Seahawks really need that many?

I do to erase the pain of two weeks ago.

 

1st SB I'm not going to watch. period dot bingo

 

And I've watched every one of 'em.

Whether they have a half time show or not at the SB will not matter to me.  First of all I never watch the STUPID HT show anyway and this year I will NOT be watching the SB.  Is there someway that BOTH teams can lose???   IF so, I might watch the game.   

Kravitz is good, but... guitar solo incarnate?

 

 

From the NY Times

 

 

I took the day off from work..now I have to find something to do.....

Pardon me if I find Randy Rhodes deceased a better guitar player than Kravitz alive

I'll see your Randy Rhoades and raise you a Tommy Bolin. (WILD DOGS)

Goodell, 44 lies

 

 

that sentence gave me cancer

from the goodell lies:

"I'm available to the media almost every day of my job professionally."