I flew to Vegas last summer and sat right in front of Rollie Fingers, who was sitting next to a guy who thought he was Sandy Cofax...it was awkward for all of us.
DH13 posted:SanDiegoPackFan posted:What many of you don't understand is that video is exactly what the mainstream has been doing to the president the last 8 years. That's why it so funny.
I don't think you understand sarcasm. Or satire. Or english.
English.
I rode a rickshaw with Dunning Kruger and his pet parakeet Confirmation Bias. It ended exactly as I thought it would.
A number of years ago I was on a flight and sitting right behind me was Al Franken. He graciously traded seats with a woman from another row so she could sit next to her spouse. That seemed like a fair and balanced thing to do.
I once saw Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald in LaGuardia with a very young and very busty blond.
He gave off a TON of meathead vibe.
Sofia Vergara and I once spent 15 hot minutes together on the chaise lounge of her Malibu condo.
The dentist told me to put the magazine down and to get the **** out of his office though.
I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola! 
Oh yeah...well back in the 70's there was an Iowa all-state girls basketball player from Moravia HS named Fonda Dicks...and she ended up marrying a guy who's last name was Peters! Absolutely true story... google it if you don't believe me!
Jesus ****.
EKBs link was a ****in' joke, which is why he labeled it BFI, for Belly Fire Index. He used the graphic (real or not is irrelevant) to emphasize the idiocy of a potential family riff being an issue.
8 and ****in' 0. Family rifff.
Greatest QB to play the game, ever. Family riff.
SDPF, if you see a link on this site and aren't sure if the linker (is that word) was being serious or not... go with they weren't being serious. Save yourself the embarrassment of looking more stupid than you may already.
13 more seconds lost... I miss IC.
Goldie is always stirring up trouble starting these controversial threads.
Goldie's irritated that Aaron won't talk with her.
Dr._Bob posted:Goldie is always stirring up trouble starting these controversial threads.
That's what I live for..... 
Fedya posted:Goldie's irritated that Aaron won't talk with her.
Dang right, and wanna do more then talk.....
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/1...ive-editor.html?_r=1
"As we reflect on the momentous result, and the months of reporting and polling that preceded it, we aim to rededicate ourselves to the fundamental mission of Times journalism. That is to report America and the world honestly, without fear or favor, striving always to understand and reflect all political perspectives and life experiences in the stories that we bring to you.
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Would have to be as dumb as a box of rocks to believe anything the Times prints after that admission.
You want to make him a sandwich? 
Hmm... I wonder what the word "rededicate" means. Maybe Joe could look it up in the dictionary.
Fedya posted:Goldie's irritated that Aaron won't talk with her.
He won't talk with me either. Anyone here talk with AR recently? Thought so - Goldie is just going to have to get over it.
DH13 posted:I rode the train into the city with Turturro one morning, outta brooklyn. Seemed like one cool cat. A little intense.
Hate to take the focus off of the Times article(refuse to click/read it BTW) but I would like to comment : I think Turturro is one fine actor.
Dr._Bob posted:Hmm... I wonder what the word "rededicate" means. Maybe Joe could look it up in the dictionary.
Simple - re-ded-I-cat-e means to kill your cat again. Everyone knows that. 
The word is rift.
Riff is a musical term.
Aaron does play guitar.
I prefer "schism".
And if he did, it got burnt in the fire
There's more than one way to schism a cat.
Took an @AndrewBrandt class my senior year. He advised us not to assume athletes are great people, but that Rodgers was legit a great dude.
â Charlie O'Connor (@BSH_Charlie) January 16, 2017
There was a lot of riffraff on the raft, which was rift with rough reafer that was referred to as ripe for the taking
Fedya posted:You want to make him a sandwich?
1. All the cool kids prefer the word "sammich" these days.
2. To illustrate the correct terms for the proper concept using modern media, "Barney and Thelma Lou watched a George RAFT movie."
3. Marty McFly played the opening RIFF from "Jonny B. Goode" on a vintage Sunburst Gibson ES-150 guitar.
4. There was a RIFT between Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott when Dwight insisted on the job title of "Assistant Regional Manager."
5. If this devolves into another tirade about which news sources we can believe, I will officially lose it. I spent many years directing live tv newscasts in California and here in Idaho. Please do not tell me that your network is credible because their megaphone is the loudest and they're saying something different. Loud = Loud, not necessarily True. Nor is different necessarily true.
I weep for what has become of TV news. This is what happens, folks, when you have this mania for deregulation. The FCC no longer has the balls to do much, and our worthless Congresspeople have done away with the Fairness Doctrine and Section 315. This has resulted in the commodification of tv. News is now just another product to sell. I will puke if I see yet another tv news story about the reporter who is pregnant or now has baby photos to share with us! I don't want them to be my friend! I want them to do their JOBS! That means having the balls to dig up dirt and investigate, NOT just to entertain and smile for the camera and talk about what a Wonderful friggin' community we all live in, where people care so damn much about each other that I just want to friggin' puke out my guts!
The "4th Estate" is an essential part of (our disappearing) Democracy! I'm sick of Feaux News! I've heard quite enough people say that CNN, CBS, etc. are not credible news sources. If you believe that, you might just as well be reading PRAVDA!
So, your telling me that the local news channel is not really here for me?
Pikes Peak posted:So, your telling me that the local news channel is not really here for me?
Uh, well, let's see. First let me ask a question. Did your parents ever have a talk with you about Sanity Claus?
RoyalWolf dropping knowledge like KRS-1
RoyalWulff,
Looks like the forum auto-idiot settings were updated. Big Lebowski protocols very responsive.
Maxi54 posted:Oh yeah...well back in the 70's there was an Iowa all-state girls basketball player from Moravia HS named Fonda Dicks...and she ended up marrying a guy who's last name was Peters! Absolutely true story... google it if you don't believe me!
Those are some vindictive and likely stoned to the bejesus parents.
Best part of that tainted NY Times article.
Rob Reischel contributed reporting from Green Bay, Wis.
SanDiegoPackFan posted:Talk to everyone, Bob, talk to EVERYONE! If not, then maybe Boris can have two sites, one for Democrats and one for Republicans.
If one side of politics is going to be blathered, then the other side can be blathered, too. EKB's graphic was ridiculous...all I did was call it out as such.
No, but I can have 1 site without you in it.
Knock it off & talk football or GTFO.
RoyalWulff posted: I will puke if I see yet another tv news story about the reporter who is pregnant or now has baby photos to share with us! I don't want them to be my friend! I want them to do their JOBS!
That's easy for you to say. You, probably, have all sorts of real friends. Some of us have to take our friendships where ever we can find them.
Friends isn't real?