Because I sit in front of computer at home for 10 hours a day I delve into the philosophical stuff of life. (Also I've been playing Fallout 4, which is an absurdly fun game I don't care who you are).
If I was a super villain what would my name be? And then it struck me.
The Hyperbolist. I murder whole populations with a metric ton of bull**** and confusion.
Please let the thinly veiled attempt at rowdy trolling begin.
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Is Henry taken?
Everything is negotiable.
Happy Hairston.
Scoop
I'm a Boobologist !
That is not a super villain name sir. You can be The Motor Boater.
Oldschool
El Ka Weird Beard the Befuddler
The Ref fka Blair Kiel posted:Happy Hairston.
Hairshirt the Magnificient
Boris Badenov - Obviously
But of course.
Henry posted:That is not a super villain name sir. You can be The Motor Boater.
Booby McBoobface
Kujo because it seems more evil with a 'K'
Dash Riprock
Henry posted:That is not a super villain name sir. You can be The Motor Boater.
Whiplash
Queen Zapper...wait, that would be a super hero.
Wally Trump?
Can we have a sidekick, or is that only for Superheroes? How about hench(wo)men?
I've got dibs on Harley Quinn.
The Woodchipper.
Shouldagonefortwo
Capt. Oblivious! 
Flop Sweat Man.
Why isn't anyone laughing? 
bvan posted:Henry posted:That is not a super villain name sir. You can be The Motor Boater.
Booby McBoobface
That's your sidekick.
Unibrow Bomber
Skidmarks
Dom Capers
Drumpf
The Wicked Ghost of the West.
Popcorn (for when the heat is on I just explode)
Ayatollah of Meatola
Boris and Pboi.. The Ambiguously Gay Dou.
Not judging.
Jebidiah Scruffnuts.
Buster Himan.
Oops. Wrong topic....
Chickenboy
