saw him on our local tv station for the sports minutes.....and he's got scratched spots on both sides of his face, just under the eyes.......
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Clearing the field for future tear drop tattoos. One side for Jolly and the other for Guion.
Scratching your boyfriends' faces is no way to treat them, Goldie. 
None of the media had the balls to ask him
catts ?
Zimmer did it.
Janis! Did it
"If you can't see failure. Can it happen twice?" - Sam Bradford
Fedya posted:Scratching your boyfriends' faces is no way to treat them, Goldie.
Ah Fedya??? HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND. 
I forgot you prefer to rob the cradle.
Attacked by a baker's dozen. McStupidface.
Someone told McStupidface he had mustard on his face when he was doing Edward Scissorhands cosplay.
You could have just googled it
Ah, but if she googled it, the rest of us wouldn't have had the chance to engage in a bunch of good-natured ribbing. 
I don't do google, I DuckDuckGo.....and there was nothing about the scratches on his face. Love ya Fedya
DuckDuckGo ?
El-Belichick-Landry posted:
Goldie not getting the joke is the joke, but then she doesn't get the joke
wow. I have not heard about this site.
Just curious, but does this web search engine allow for all forms of thought and ideas to be presented or is it like GOOGLE where only one prevailing form of thought is allowed ? 
wow! you are good at this stuff. That is funny. And Scary in a way.
I am getting up there in years but am excited to see what A.I. will be like in 20 years.
Per Nagler, MM had some suspicious skin lesions removed by his dermatologist. Said he's fine. MM made a couple jokes about it yesterday in his PC, was all smiles.
I'd prefer a much more interesting rumor like MM went into Capers office and they beat the schit out of each other...
packerboi posted:Per Nagler, MM had some suspicious skin lesions removed
aka - precancerous. Once that starts, it never ends. Mr. QuietOne has to go at least once a year for a "checkup." Either precancerous or early squamous cell. He didn't the early years and ended up with some surgeries. Learned his lesson.
I know several 20 and 30 somethings who regularly fake bake. Yep, that tan skin looks nice now, and yep, they will be paying for it dearly later.
Lesions learned.
I don't whether to applaud or use Fish Slap over TCP/IP.
Do both.
liquid nitrogen
Removed lesions were just his cover story. It sounded better than the truth - and more believable and possibly less embarrassing. More likely it was either because of a fight with Jessica, or stick-on scratch tattoos that decided to become permanent.
That tattoo thing is no joke. I'm guessing having a unicorn on his face would delegitimize his authority.
ChilliJon posted:
ChilliJon Goldies the link. How meta!
If Goldie had Googled it, we wouldn't hear about it until next Tuesday.
Hungry5 posted:If Goldie had Googled it, we wouldn't hear about it until next Tuesday.
QuietOne posted:packerboi posted:Per Nagler, MM had some suspicious skin lesions removed
aka - precancerous. Once that starts, it never ends. Mr. QuietOne has to go at least once a year for a "checkup." Either precancerous or early squamous cell. He didn't the early years and ended up with some surgeries. Learned his lesson.
Yup.
25 Florida summers with no sun screen. I'm a dolt and they're freezing schyt off my face and head every 6 months.
Brother and sister both died of melanoma skin cancer. Horrible, horrible way to die.
All good points. Thanks for sharing.
I, too, used to be in the sun all the time as a kid and young adult without any (or not much) sunscreen. Now I see the dermatologist 3-4 times a year to check and take stuff off my face and body...and do the biopsies....so far, no cancer....but it is important to get checked frequently. I always tan so easily and never thought about sunscreen until adulthood.
