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Judging by the way she looks in the white gown those shoulder pads must hurt a little. 
Originally Posted by 
:
:I'd wait until she's 18 to see her naked before I pass any judgement on her football ability.
crap.
did I type that out loud?
Dip****s like you make me glad I do not have a daughter
The article says she can hit 35-40 yd FGs. Fire Mason Crosby quick and get her in for a tryout! 
Originally Posted by SanDiegoPackFan:
I'd wait until she's 18 to see her naked before I pass any judgement on her football ability.
crap.
did I type that out loud?
Al wants to know when she turns 18
Meanwhile, he's cuing up some Kip Winger Seventeen
Meanwhile, he's cuing up some Kip Winger Seventeen
Originally Posted by Iowacheese:
Dip****s like you make me glad I do not have a daughter
hey Francis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k
You should be thankful for the anonymity of the internet right now skidmark.
Originally Posted by SanDiegoPackFan:
Allow us old men the small luxury of fawning over you. It's really... exciting when a (presumably) clever and friendly mind comes in such a pretty package. You are the girlfriend most of us would love to have.
It's not that we don't take you seriously as an atheist/scientist/whatever. It's that people who are knowledgeable about this stuff are a dime a dozen but people who are both knowledgeable and hot looking are much rarer.
Meanwhile, while everybody's (figuratively) climbing all over you, is your mother already doing anything tonight??
EDIT: To the horde of assholes who choose to be offended at this comment, please take note: At the time I wrote this it wasn't yet known that she's 15. I'd guessed her to be between 17 and 21. No, I don't want a 15 year old girlfriend, and my own personal standards of "young girl" are meanwhile at age 30. But I don't think I'm wrong in saying that many Redditors, if she turned out to be legal, would be only too happy to have a pretty girlfriend like her. If you have a problem with that statement, then **** you.
Originally Posted by Henry:
You should be thankful for the anonymity of the internet right now skidmark.
seriously, Hank? pot kettle black.
Correct if I'm wrong, but I don't believe Henry has ever openly fantasized about seeing a high school teenager naked.
And if you said it in my presence you would be picking up your ****ing teeth.
Originally Posted by Rusty:
Correct if I'm wrong, but I don't believe Henry has ever openly fantasized about seeing a high school teenager naked.
who said I fantasized? don't read too much into it...get a grip doofus
Originally Posted by Henry:
And if you said it in my presence you would be picking up your ****ing teeth.
seriously, Hank? grow up. Of all the schit you write on this board and that's your take?
Originally Posted by SanDiegoPackFan:
Originally Posted by Rusty:
Correct if I'm wrong, but I don't believe Henry has ever openly fantasized about seeing a high school teenager naked.
who said I fantasized? don't read too much into it...get a grip doofus
It's a little hard to get a grip when you've worked with kids who've had their lives get destroyed because of sexual abuse. ****heads like you aren't helping the problem. Go to 4chan if you wanna be a comedian about this stuff. (Of course, comedians are actually funny, so I should probably rephrase that)
Originally Posted by Rusty:
Originally Posted by SanDiegoPackFan:
Originally Posted by Rusty:
Correct if I'm wrong, but I don't believe Henry has ever openly fantasized about seeing a high school teenager naked.
who said I fantasized? don't read too much into it...get a grip doofus
It's a little hard to get a grip when you've worked with kids who've had their lives get destroyed because of sexual abuse. ****heads like you aren't helping the problem. Go to 4chan if you wanna be a comedian about this stuff. (Of course, comedians are actually funny, so I should probably rephrase that)
my apologies. I was just trying to add some satire about similar situations. Nothing sexual was even on my mind. But I get how predators are and I should've known better. mea culpa
Originally Posted by SanDiegoPackFan:
Originally Posted by Henry:
And if you said it in my presence you would be picking up your ****ing teeth.
seriously, Hank? grow up. Of all the schit you write on this board and that's your take?
You should take that for gospel and know others like me are out there waiting for your ilk.
Originally Posted by SanDiegoPackFan:
my apologies. I was just trying to add some satire about similar situations. Nothing sexual was even on my mind. But I get how predators are and I should've known better. mea culpa
I guess I'm the only one who assumed your comment was in jest. Certainly have seen similar things here in the past.
Some things just aren't that funny... Sexually charged comments about juvenile girls is one of them.
Most people have had such fantasies -- back when they were in high school.quote:Correct if I'm wrong, but I don't believe Henry has ever openly fantasized about seeing a high school teenager naked.
Originally Posted by SanDiegoPackFan:
I'd wait until she's 18 to see her naked before I pass any judgement on her football ability.
crap.
did I type that out loud?
If memory serves, weren't you a teacher ?
Originally Posted by Henry:
Originally Posted by SanDiegoPackFan:
Originally Posted by Henry:
And if you said it in my presence you would be picking up your ****ing teeth.
seriously, Hank? grow up. Of all the schit you write on this board and that's your take?
You should take that for gospel and know others like me are out there waiting for your ilk.
right back at ya big guy! that's my job, too! wow! who'd thunk...I'm watching you while you're watching me...
Originally Posted by FinnLander:
Originally Posted by SanDiegoPackFan:
my apologies. I was just trying to add some satire about similar situations. Nothing sexual was even on my mind. But I get how predators are and I should've known better. mea culpa
I guess I'm the only one who assumed your comment was in jest. Certainly have seen similar things here in the past.
of course it was...but I think only some posters can do that without getting attacked...I've read a lot worse here from some of the "senior" members...I think they forget
Great thread idea Tooner, how could you have known this thread would immediately turn into something creepy.
SDPF has earned henyatta's "hey creepy" attached to all his posts
