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"You know what happened to the last guy that had that number? GONE!"
"Pretend the goalposts are a narrow as the number on your back and hit it every time, and you'll stick, kid."
"If you can't beat these two, you can't beat off"
Mexican restaurants? F'n A
Tuesday nights in Pulaski my brother, killer Kielbasa and kraut enchilada's.
It's da sh*t.
Originally Posted by YATittle:
"Who does Number 2 work for?"
"Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"
Hey Brad, what were those directions to Applebee's?
i'm JAMES, you idot!
"You know we was brainwash people here, right?"
Or
"If you miss a kick, ask Rodgers to take the heat off you."
"That jersey is stretched out because the last guy to wear it was really fat."
Ramirez huh....Someone said you were thinking about changing your name again to Zimmerman....not cool bro
At least your last name isn't Stills or Nash.....you know....because of Crosby.....I'll let myself out.
Jones, to Ramirez: Iowacheese likes looking at our asses.
Originally Posted by YATittle:
"Who does Number 2 work for?"
You are Number 6.
Your mom called and asked when she is going to get her slippers back.
Wait a minute, you just nailed 10 of 11 kicks, including two from 60 and 63 yards? Welcome to the team!
Dude, your calves are the size of cantaloupes.
What's your workout routine?
I told you it's much cooler without the dreds.
Originally Posted by Fedya:
Originally Posted by YATittle:
"Who does Number 2 work for?"
You are Number 6.
I am not a number, I am a FREE MAN!! Ah, the memories...
Whatever you do, NEVER miss a FG - the fans can't handle it, the coaches can't stand it, and other players can't stomach it - and you will do just fine. BTW - no pressure here bro .........
